1:If someone walks in front of you, you must battle
2:All animals hatch from eggs
3:Animals the size of tall buildings can fit into a baseball sized ball
4:Your doctors are pedophiles
5:Bikes are free if you have paper
6:If you give someone a ticket, your a streaker
7:People with cool hair are dicks
8:If you have a silly hat, you'll achieve greatness
9:You faint if you explode
10:Ten year old kids leave home #Pokemonlogic is awesome!
