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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

melonylouise and appleblush are Pokemon: THE SEQUEL

Mar 11, 2010 by appleblush
Narrator: Melony is sent into battle. Apple is sent into battle.
Apple licks the camera.
Melony uses DISGUST.
Melony: Dude?! WTF?!
It's not very effective. Apple uses RUNNING JOKE.
Apple: WTF? You lost the game?
Melony: Goddammit!
It's super effective. Melony uses CHARGE.
Melony: AAAAAAAAH!
It doesn't effect Apple.
Apple pushes on Melony's head. Melony flails at the air.
Apple uses COUNTER ATTACK.
Apple picks up Melony's leg and she falls backwards. It's super effective.
Melony uses INSULT.
Melony: Aaaaah, aah, aaaaaaah...you bitch.
Apple uses BITCHSLAP.
Melony: OW!
Apple is hit with recoil. Apple slaps herself.
Apple: Dude, WTF?
Apple is paralyzed. She may be unable to move.
Apple: WHAT?!
Melony uses CUNT PUNT.
Apple: AAAAAH!
Apple is paralyzed. She's unable to move!
Apple: NO! BITCH!
Melony uses TAUNT.
Melony: Haha! I kicked you in the ovaries! You can't do anything! HAHA!
Apple is no longer paralyzed! Apple uses PUNCH TO THE FACE.
It's a one-hit KO. Melony faints.
Apple gains twenty six hundred four million experience.
Apple gains is now level 100!
Apple can learn DICTATOR OF THE WORLD, but Apple already has four moves. Which move should she delete to make room for DICTATOR OF THE WORLD: Counter Attack, Bitchslap, Punch to the Face, Dictator of France.
Apple chooses not to learn DICTATOR OF THE WORLD.
Apple: I'm holding out for Miss Universe.

Comments

ROFL Nice.
Sent by melonylouise,Mar 11, 2010
Super nice :) +10
Sent by Skiddie,Mar 11, 2010

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