Maybe I just don't quite understand the concept yet, but how is it that I get nommed because my ally who I helped turns his back on me then I get unanimously voted.
That's the one thing that hasn't been fixed here - everything is a popularity contest. I want something with more skill involved. Not a bunch of people who pick randomly. Also, I don't think it's any coincidence that I got unanimous and was the only girl left in the game - can't possibly be sexism could it?
This is the last chance I'm giving to the Design Game. If I can't at least get one of these CLOSE or if someone happens like last time, no more Design Game for me.
Narrator: Melony is sent into battle. Apple is sent into battle.
Apple licks the camera.
Melony uses DISGUST.
Melony: Dude?! WTF?!
It's not very effective. Apple uses RUNNING JOKE.
Apple: WTF? You lost the game?
Melony: Goddammit!
It's super effective. Melony uses CHARGE.
Melony: AAAAAAAAH!
It doesn't effect Apple.
Apple pushes on Melony's head. Melony flails at the air.
Apple uses COUNTER ATTACK.
Apple picks up Melony's leg and she falls backwards. It's super effective.
Melony uses INSULT.
Melony: Aaaaah, aah, aaaaaaah...you bitch.
Apple uses BITCHSLAP.
Melony: OW!
Apple is hit with recoil. Apple slaps herself.
Apple: Dude, WTF?
Apple is paralyzed. She may be unable to move.
Apple: WHAT?!
Melony uses CUNT PUNT.
Apple: AAAAAH!
Apple is paralyzed. She's unable to move!
Apple: NO! BITCH!
Melony uses TAUNT.
Melony: Haha! I kicked you in the ovaries! You can't do anything! HAHA!
Apple is no longer paralyzed! Apple uses PUNCH TO THE FACE.
It's a one-hit KO. Melony faints.
Apple gains twenty six hundred four million experience.
Apple gains is now level 100!
Apple can learn DICTATOR OF THE WORLD, but Apple already has four moves. Which move should she delete to make room for DICTATOR OF THE WORLD: Counter Attack, Bitchslap, Punch to the Face, Dictator of France.
Apple chooses not to learn DICTATOR OF THE WORLD.
Apple: I'm holding out for Miss Universe.
