I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS. I STOLE THIS IDEA FROM DONAAM.
if i call your name, please step forward.
lux.
neeko.
warwick.
xayah.
rakan.
brand.
you 6 represent the tops and bottoms of the week. ornn and twitch, you are safe.
lux (defeat): again, i made the mistake of taking her supp bc i was confident in my ability to carry with her, but it's hard to do damage when im bum rushing a sightstone. the fact of the matter is is that i cant really carry with her in the bot lane, which is really impractical bc the majority of the time im going to be filled sup. im looking for my next league Main here, and if im just gonna be stuck playing her sup, how impactful is she going to be?
neeko (defeat): i think i did particularly well. i outplayed my katarina and had a really huge gold lead in kills. just like the lux game i was the best player on my team but simply not good enough with the champion to carry my team, even tho my kda was 8 and i did the most damage in the game.
warwick (defeat): i didn't think i was doing that great but i played very aggro early game and got some takedowns. i feel like the game couldve gone in either direction but the mordekaiser flamed us bc people would follow me into bad fights and he pushed top while the enemy stormed our base. really mature teams i get!
xayah (victory): so i took doran's shield cuz i didnt trust my lux sup and caitlyn counters me ig, but i was still doing huge damage and cutting bitches to ribbons at like level 3. they surrendered early and i got a perfect kda! or should i say, k d YAY!
rakan (victory): besides one time where i accidentally brought the jg into the bush where xayah was recalling and got us both killed, we were such a force. it's one thing to pick xayah and rakan but it's another to pick them and be completely in sync. and the xayah didnt flame me and start inting after i got her killed either which is i-CONIC!
brand (victory): it's like this game was over before it even started! we got a double kill at level 2 and we just snowballed from there. my w's were doing half the bitch's health bars. the enemy team was so tilted they practically just ran into us and surrendered at 15. https://i.ibb.co/r4rYFdM/769-DD565-4-CCA-4-FED-ABBC-4-EFB7927-F711.jpg
i've made my decision.
brand, you tilted the enemy team so well that they did the flaming for you. you're safe.
xayah, rakan, you both performed superbly this week. one of you is the winner of this week's challenge, and that person is...
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condragulations, rakan, you are the winner of this week's challenge! xayah, you're safe.
lux, all eyes were on you this week to prove that you deserved to be here, and yet your performance was lackluster. im sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
neeko, warwick, both of you performed excellently, but so did almost everyone. we're getting down to the nitty gritty here, and being second best won't cut it. with that said, neeko...
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im sorry my dear but you are up for elimination. warwick, you're safe.
two champions stand before me. lux, neeko, this is you last chance to impress me and save your nexus from explosion. good luck, and don't fuck it up!
lipsync: as we fall
*lux falls to her knees crying as she sings the chorus*
*neeko shapesplits into two gay guys and tangoes with herself*
stunning...i have made my decision.
neeko, shantay you stay.
lux, you may be leaving us for good, but your iconic ult snipes, your messy chart, and your revolving door elimination will be immortalized in Mama Zu's Find My New League Main history. now get the HAIL out of here! sashay away.
7 champions remain.
who do you think will be eliminated next? who are you rooting for? who do you think will become my next league Main?
Lux was so bad like... Sivir deserved to come back into the game whatever. I definitely think that Brand and Ornn are going to be final 3. Idk between Xayah, Rakan, and Twitch on who's going to join both of them :O
