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What I want from each country in Eurovision 2023

May 15, 2022 by TheGoodMan
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FIRSTLY they need to sort this jury nonsense. I think maybe a centralised jury might help (a la ASC/Germany’s selection iirc)

Albania: If you’re intending for FiK to always select the Eurovision entrant it might make sense to have the same rules for performances that Eurovision has (3 min limit, 6 on stage)
Armenia: Honestly idek, Qami Qami 2?
Austria: Send someone who can sing live
Azerbaijan: Honestly WITHDRAW.
Australia: Send something different, not a ballad, maybe not even in english
Belgium: It’s the good broadcaster this time I think? More of the same
Bulgaria: Fire your social media team. Something in Bulgarian would be nice
Croatia: Dora isnt really working out I guess, internally select Doris Dragovic!!
Cyprus: I really want Evridiki back with a huge rock ballad??
Czechia: Keep at it girlies! (Giudi or Barbora lmao)
Denmark: Seriously reconsider your selection show, it’s shit.
Estonia: Back to 2 semis for Eesti Laul, and Getter Jaani sings every entry
Finland: No more rock, you’ve had enough.
France: Keep up CVQZ, it’s quality. More Yseult please too
Greece: Keep it up, consider staging more tbh
Georgia: I like Georgia sending weird shit, so keep bringing nonsense.
Iceland: Successful year again, your win is coming
Ireland: Scrap Late Late Show and internally select Samantha Mumba!! Or Nadine Coyle
Israel: Withdraw
Italy: Elodie
Lithuania: Keep up the great work, choose Ruta Loop
Latvia: Too many joke entries in Supernova, stop that
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko (I love chaos)
Montenegro: Sad for Vladana, Stay in and choose another big balkan ballad tbh
Macedonia: Jana Burcesca to return and WIN
Malta: Hmmm… whatever yall did this time, not that.
Netherlands: Anouk with a winner
Norway: Stop this nonsense and pick one of the quality entries in your actual selection?
Poland: Get a JESC girlie
Portugal: Keep it up, it’s quality
Romania: Sort out the rigging but keep the fun factor
Serbia: More of the same!
Sweden: Get Melfest less messy, but more new acts in it please, particularly new songwriters
Slovenia: Internally select RAIVEN (KAOS)
San Marino: Valentina part 5
Ukraine: Vet your contestants before the selection pls
Spain: Benidorm Fest bigger and better
UK: Not a man
Switzerland: 1 year ban for the bullshit this year

Comments

No but this would be the strongest contest of all time I couldn't deal with so may robbed NQ's :(
Sent by SeaViper,May 15, 2022
So much tea lmao
Sent by Joee323,May 15, 2022
Austria: Send someone who can sing live
Macedonia: Jana Burcesca to return and WIN
Sent by J2999,May 15, 2022
Bulgaria: Fire your social media team

Absolutely not they are amazing
Sent by spinfur,May 15, 2022

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