I was born on Monderday the 51st of Febuember
I can talk to groundhogs
I only have 12 toes
One time I turned my skin purple to scare predators
I invented the clog
I have a tattoo of a 1 gallon jug of skim milk on my thigh
I am currently wearing 5 hats
My real name is Here Kitty Kitty
I sleep upside down
I only eat pomegranates I find in the trash
My religion is the belief we all we born from pasta
My blood is 57% SunnyD
I have a dolphin shaped tongue.
Halloween?