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Steffani

Steffani's blog

  1. 3 Things Girls Wish Guys Would Do??
  2. 5th place.
  3. The proper way to use a toilet.
  4. Seasame Street has HIV.
  5. A stupid phrase.
  6. 3 Things Girls Wish Guys Would Do?
  7. Ben Stiller should star in every movie.
  8. Unintentionally sexual comic book covers
  9. Sucky Shirts People Buy.
  10. Crocs are bullsh*t.
  11. The REAL Simpsons House
  12. The star mouth is epic.
  13. How to spot a pedophile..
  14. The best song ever.
  15. What I look likeeee
  16. Meee in rl :O
  17. Heeyyyy..

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Ben Stiller should star in every movie. Jul 3, 2010
imageI don't know when it dawned on me that we need more movies starring Ben Stiller, but I think it happened around the time I came out of the theater after seeing a preview for "Envy" during "Starsky & Hutch," an ad for "Dodgeball" in the theater lobby, and "Along Came Polly" playing in a dollar theater across the street.
That's just not enough for an actor of his caliber. Each of his characters is unique, displaying the full gamut of emotions on the spectrum (of emotions), ranging from: extremely quirky and neurotic to somewhat quirky and neurotic. Ben Stiller should be cloned so that we can have more of his movies released in theaters simultaneously.

Better yet, why not create a movie where Stiller stars in every role? It could be like "Multiplicity," except good. They could call it:

"Along came something about royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men."
Points: 10 3 comments
Unintentionally sexual comic book covers Jul 3, 2010
imageI just got a kick out of this.
Points: 5 1 comments
Sucky Shirts People Buy. Jul 3, 2010
image[censored]There are two types of girls who buy these shirts: 13-year-old junior-high brats, and 29-year-old chicks who are too tan and wear way too much lip gloss, and try desperately to look like they're younger than 29. The real problem here is that women who wear these shirts start to believe their own bulls--t after a while. The shirt at the top emblazoned with the phrase "you say I'm a b---h like it's a bad thing" epitomises this attitude. Guess what? It is a bad thing. Here is my unabridged definition of b---h:

Noun: B---h (bich):
A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shi--y attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a b---h. A b---h hates fun.

"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a b---h."
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Crocs are bullsh*t. Jul 3, 2010
imageWhen I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism.

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer; you can tell a lot about people wearing them.
When it comes to shoes, there are usually three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive. Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dipsh**s! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes.
Points: 36 3 comments
The REAL Simpsons House Jul 2, 2010
imageIts in Henderson Nevada, its amazing. Every room looks like the cartoon!.Here's a picture of the kitchen..
Sorry, I knew you were expecting a hilarious rant.
Points: 33 1 comments
The star mouth is epic. Jul 2, 2010
imageEven if your not wearing it, it's still amazing.
Points: 34 4 comments
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