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Steffani

Steffani's blog

  1. 3 Things Girls Wish Guys Would Do??
  2. 5th place.
  3. The proper way to use a toilet.
  4. Seasame Street has HIV.
  5. A stupid phrase.
  6. 3 Things Girls Wish Guys Would Do?
  7. Ben Stiller should star in every movie.
  8. Unintentionally sexual comic book covers
  9. Sucky Shirts People Buy.
  10. Crocs are bullsh*t.
  11. The REAL Simpsons House
  12. The star mouth is epic.
  13. How to spot a pedophile..
  14. The best song ever.
  15. What I look likeeee
  16. Meee in rl :O
  17. Heeyyyy..

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3 Things Girls Wish Guys Would Do?? Jul 21, 2010
My brothers opinion on a list of things some girl posted on her facebook that every guy should do. ~Continued.

1. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bullshit. When I want something, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.

2. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.

3. Play with your hair.
Women never play with the hair on my back, why the double standard?
Points: 14 4 comments
5th place. Jul 5, 2010
Yeahhh. I own.
Points: 5 2 comments
The proper way to use a toilet. Jul 3, 2010
imageSit on it backwards. It only makes sense. The flushing handle is right in front of you, none of that reaching behind you bullshit. Theres a build-in-table right there for you to put a pillow so you can nap while you shit! Or, a perfect place to put a magazine. It's full proof.
Points: 26 3 comments
Seasame Street has HIV. Jul 3, 2010


Whatthef***.
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A stupid phrase. Jul 3, 2010
imageMy friend is obsessed with the saying below. She says it all the time. Finally, I just told her my opinion on the phrase. She is currently mad at me for "being such a -----."

Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:

Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.

Or maybe she's just angry because it's the truth.
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3 Things Girls Wish Guys Would Do? Jul 3, 2010
imageI was on facebook and this girl I dislike posted 3 things she wished men would do. I got a kick out of this, and asked my older brother to fill in his opinion on each of her requests, as I thought her requests were ludacris, and just plain retarded.
[censored] :/

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
ROB:When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The door swings both ways, b----.

2. Try to secretly smell my hair, but I'll always notice.
ROB:What? Why the hell would I want to smell a woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the sprays and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, sprays, and cream already; that sh-t makes my eyes water. What the h-ll is conditioner anyway?

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
ROB:Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.

4. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
ROB:See, this is what pi--es me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to sh-t like this, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.
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