I was on facebook and this girl I dislike posted 3 things she wished men would do. I got a kick out of this, and asked my older brother to fill in his opinion on each of her requests, as I thought her requests were ludacris, and just plain retarded.
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1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
ROB:When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The door swings both ways, b----.
2. Try to secretly smell my hair, but I'll always notice.
ROB:What? Why the hell would I want to smell a woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the sprays and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, sprays, and cream already; that sh-t makes my eyes water. What the h-ll is conditioner anyway?
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
ROB:Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.
4. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
ROB:See, this is what pi--es me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to sh-t like this, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.
I was on facebook and this girl I dislike posted 3 things she wished men would do. I got a kick out of this, and asked my older brother to fill in his opinion on each of her requests, as I thought her requests were ludacris, and just plain retarded.