A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
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Three ladies are talking about their husbands and the first lady says her husband is a doctor and he makes
300K a year and he is a very good man. The second lady says her husband is an attorney and he makes 200K a year and he is a good man too. The 3 third lady says her husband doesn’t make much money, but when his penis is hard he can stand 12 little birds in a row on his penis and he is also a very good man.
The first lady thinks about it and says that she exaggerated a little bit because her husband is just a paramedic and only makes 150K a year, but he still a good man. The second lady then says she told a little lie too and that her husband is only a paralegal and he only makes 100K a year, but he is still a good man. The third lady says okay, I was lying too. When those birds are lined up on my husband’s penis the 12th little bird has to bend his leg and hold it up so he doesn’t fall off.
300K a year and he is a very good man. The second lady says her husband is an attorney and he makes 200K a year and he is a good man too. The 3 third lady says her husband doesn’t make much money, but when his penis is hard he can stand 12 little birds in a row on his penis and he is also a very good man.
The first lady thinks about it and says that she exaggerated a little bit because her husband is just a paramedic and only makes 150K a year, but he still a good man. The second lady then says she told a little lie too and that her husband is only a paralegal and he only makes 100K a year, but he is still a good man. The third lady says okay, I was lying too. When those birds are lined up on my husband’s penis the 12th little bird has to bend his leg and hold it up so he doesn’t fall off.