Little Johnny was in class one day and asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher replied, wait about 5 minutes. A few minutes later johnny asked again and the teachers reply was no. All of a sudden, johnny screams "damn it woman i gotta piss!" The teacher then says, that is not the proper word to use, you need to say urinate instead. If u use that word correctly in a sentence, i will allow you to go. Johnny thinks for a minute and replies, " you're and eight, but if u had bigger tits, you'd be a ten"
