Hello, Philip! I couldn't help but notice your hardboiled comment on my previous blog, so I've decided to answer the question you were clearly asking on the post, and eggsplain what "Stfu" stands for!
S - Stop
T - Talking
F - For
U - EGGS!!!!
So, there you have it, Teggaged! Stop Talking For EGGS!!!!, and you'll get far in life! :)
Tune in next time for "Dear Eggasus,"!!!
Much Love (For Eggs),
ScrambledEggasus1234 < 33333333