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ScrambledEggasus1234

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  1. guess the tengager
  2. I just got "djakarta" in wheel
  3. *boils with beauty*
  4. I'm the Real Pegasus ='(
  5. NO ZONES!!!
  6. join fastings
  7. *sizzles*
  8. *eggshell cracks*
  9. What's the Point
  10. *sizzles with anger*
  11. my "ally" in frookies nommed me
  12. Egg Frappuccino.
  13. can't control my vaginal stress disorder
  14. I Don't Feel Safe on this Website!!!
  15. pegasus1234 is a bully!!
  16. *eggshell cracks*
  17. plus for a personalized egg design!!!
  18. lol
  19. some people on this site
  20. (breakfast w)rap.
  21. OMG!
  22. Crabs! Fear! HAIRY VAGINA!!!
  23. gross!
  24. I FEEL VIOLATED.
  25. *sizzles in pan*
  26. Best Roast of 2015?
  27. *eggshell cracks*
  28. No title
  29. Come Back :(
  30. I'll take off my shell for gifts
  31. WumbleBee is posting this in 1 minute!
  32. My Designs are Available!
  33. I'm Single and Ready to Sizzle!
  34. hey babes
  35. ode to adalia rose
  36. Confession.
  37. Yellow Level!
  38. No title
  39. Just Filtered my First Ever Hardboil!
  40. *lays egg*

(breakfast w)rap.

Jan 2, 2016 by ScrambledEggasus1234
UGH, UGH, UGH

I WAS BORN IN A PAN
IN THE LAND OF PAKISTAN
AND I SCUTTLED TO IRAN
SO I COULD SIZZLE IN HIS HAND

EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

I USED TO FEAR THE DINNER BELL
CUZ THAT SHIT'S LEGIT EGG HELL
BUT I SMELLED A DELICIOUS CULINARY SMELL
SO I DECIDED TO EMERGE FROM MY SHELL

EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

I'M THE E DOUBLE-G
AND YA BETTER FEAR ME
CUZ YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE
I'M THE COLOR OF YOUR PEE

BUT ONE DAY IN THE KITCHEN
I HEARD A MOMMA BITCHIN'
AND THE FAMILY NEEDED STITCHIN'
SO I RAN AND TURNED THE BITCH IN TO PRISON

EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!
EGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Amen.

Comments

oh shit this is FIRE
Sent by DumbGinger,Jan 2, 2016

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