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My Special Juice Is Gonna Help Me Win

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I'm Sure This Was Discussed Last Night Jun 27, 2014
But Did Jocosta admit to sleeping with women in her past? Pretty sure I heard her say, in her intro, that she's been with plenty of men in the past, and women even.
Points: 45 1 comments
Have We Found Nudes Jun 20, 2014
Of Cody yet?

I have seen the pic of him in the jockstrap, but nothing much other than that.
Points: 39 5 comments
BB16 Pre-Season Thoughts Jun 19, 2014
Finally had a chance to watch the houseguest intros and all I can say is, wow they sure did find some hot messes. I'll quickly go through the list and my first impressions of these people. And can I say how happy I am that it's all newbies! :D

1) Victoria - Nope, dont like you. In your interview, you came across very defensive already, which wont play well for you in the game. Also, you talked about how all girls are catty, and well, I think this season we could see a majority girl alliance, so that means you could be their first target.

Overall Rating - 4/10

2) Nicole - While your interview was painful to watch, I am really rooting for you! You seem extremely awkward, but genuine and down to earth. Your looks and your humble personality will probably get you far. I see you being similar to Kara, the kind beauty that everyone loves, but hopefully this season you wont get an early boot.

Overall Rating - 8/10

3) Zach - God, why are we going to have to put up with you this summer? You're the A-Type personality that I just can't stand. The over confidence is not something that ever helps in the game so hopefully you'll get a pre-jury eviction.

Overall Rating - -1/10

4) Derrick - Eh, I'm on the fence with you. I'm kinda over the whole "let's cast a cop" thing that CBS continually does, especially after the last season of Survivor. However, you do seem to be more likable than previous, though you dont seem 100% in it to win it.

Overall Rating - 5/10

5) Hayden - If Braden from BB11 and David from BB15 had a love child, that would be you. If you aren't out in the first two weeks, I'm be completely shocked. For that reason, I'm not rooting for you at all because I really dont want to hear you call everyone "dude" for the entire summer. You'll have no concept of the game going on around you and can't wait to see you get played.

Overall Rating - 3/10

6) Donny - Ok, I automatically have to like you because of that beard and the fact that you're from NC. I can see you playing a similar game to Judd, which is ok with me. Everyone loves the southern (possibly slow) guy, so that should play to your advantage. You'll make it probably mid-season, but I hope you do better.

Overall Rating - 6/10

7) Paola - Eh, you seem like a floater and an annoying one at that. You have an over the top personality, which will make you a target early on, but you don't seem like a game player so it could go either way. You kinda remind me of BB14 Jenn probably cause you're in the music scene, but also because I could see you thinking that you're not a floater when you will be.

Overall Rating - 4/10

8) Jocasta - I do like you, but I really, really hope you dont let the whole religion thing turn people off. This is a youngish crowd, and they could be turned off by a mother-type religious figure. However if you can keep that to yourself mostly, then I think you'll do really well and I'll be cheering for you.

Overall Rating 7/10

9) Frankie - Watch out, here comes what is likely going to be an unpopular opinion here on Tengaged, but I do not like Frankie at all. The "alternative" gay archetype is something I really wish Big Brother would get away from. I was really, really praying for this season to have a gay guy like Steven, who didn't make it a point to have his sexuality define him. But instead, we have somebody like the incredibly obnoxious Joey from Amazing Race, who's claim to fame is a YouTube channel and a famous sister. Please for the love of God do not make it to jury.

Overall Rating - 2/10

10) Brittany - I'm loving you already! It's probably because there are a lot of similarities between you and Elissa (my BB15 queen) in that you are both mothers, gorgeous, and seem very personable and friendly. The only draw back is that you haven't seen the show, so I hope you can actually play the game and not just float by. If you do end up proving yourself early on, you will absolutely do well.

Overall Rating - 8/10

11) Caleb - Somewhat like you, I'll have to wait and see how the season plays out. If you team up with people like Zach and Hayden, I'll despise you. However, if you are with some of the more tolerable people, then I'll be pulling for you because you seem like a nice guy and seem to have all the tools you might need to win the game.

Overall Rating - 6/10

12) Christine - OMG PLEASE CAN WE BE FRIENDS!? I absolutely adore you already! Now you aren't going to do well at ALL, but I'm still going to love watching you because I think if we knew each other in real life, we'd be best of buds. She's quirky, a gamer, a little strange, and seems to have a great sense of humor. If the "girls alliance" that some of the girls have been talking about works out, and you find yourself in that alliance, I think you might have a shot at making a run to the final few weeks. Plus the fact that your strategy going into the game REALLY fits the season's twist. The problem is, I'm not sure people will vote for you in the end, but who knows, I thought the same thing about Ian when his season first started. Either way, all of my support is behind you, so make me proud!

Overall Rating 10/10

13) Devin - Eh, you dont seem to be completely interested in being in the Big Brother house. You seem very nice and outgoing, but I can see you playing a game similar to Howard, where you aren't entirely sure what's going on around you and you end up the victim of circumstances. But good luck I guess?

Overall Rating 5/10

14) Cody - Well, clearly the hottie of the season (but then again, there isn't much competition) so you already have points there. And I dont see you being too macho so that's great too. And there are a few gay vibes, so I'm loving that too. Again, dont lump yourself in with the wrong crowd and you'll do well!

Overall Rating 7/10

15) Joey - You're pretty good in my book. You seem like a lot of fun, but not an attention whore, which is really good. Add that to the fact that you are really pulling for a girls alliance, and you have a great shot at making at least jury. Hopefully the house doesn't see you and Christine as easy targets for being the "off-beat" girls, because you two would make a great duo. I'm very excited to see your game play out.

Overall Rating - 8/10

16) Amber - Girl, yes! I love everything about you. You're voice alone makes me smile and you are drop dead gorgeous. The only draw back is you seem a little bit naive, so please dont let somebody else play you. I didn't think I was going to like you the first moment I saw you because you looked like a catty bitch, but please stick to your word and try to get the girls to work together.

Overall Rating - 9/10
Points: 85 6 comments
Random.Org BB16 Results Jun 18, 2014
Week 1:
HOHs: Andy and Funnehliner
Nominees: Russell and Elissa, jbshafer and rawr121
BotB: Vets
Veto: Elissa (Not used)
Evicted: rawr121

Week 2:
HOHs: Keesha and Stitch_18
Nominees: Jodi and Daniele, tyboy618 and Funnehliner
BotB: Vets
Veto: Dominique, Used on Funnehliner
Final Noms: tyboy618 and _Holly
Evicted: _Holly

Week 3:
HOHs: Elissa and jbshafer
Nominees: Janelle and Andy, and Sheena and AustinRules6969
BotB: Vets
Veto: Sheena, used on self
Final Noms: Stitch_18 and AustinRules6969
Evicted: AustinRules6969

Week 4:
HOHs: Jodi and tyboy618
Nominees: Dominique and Andy, Funnehliner and Sheena
BotB: Newbies
Veto: Andy, used on self
Final Noms: Dominique and Keesha
Evicted: Dominique

Week 5:
HOHs: Russell and Stitch_18
Nominees: Keesha and Elissa, jbshafer and Funnehliner
BotB: Vets
Veto: Jodi, not used
Evicted: Funnehliner

Week 6:
HOHs: Daniele and Sheena
Nominees: Janelle and Russell, Stitch_18 and jbshafer
BotB: Newbies
Veto: Sheena, not used
Evicted: Janelle

Week 7:
HOHs: Andy and tyboy618
Nominees: Jodi and Keesha, Sheena and Stitch_18
BotB: Newbies
Veto: Stitch_18, used on Keesha
Final Noms: Jodi and Daniele
Evicted: Daniele

Week 8: Teams Merged
HOH: Keesha
Nominees: Andy and jbshafer
Veto: Russell, not used
Evicted: Andy

Week 9:
HOH: Stitch_18
Nominees: Sheena and Keesha
Veto: Keesha, used on self
Final Noms: Sheena and Elissa
Evicted: Elissa

Week 10:
HOH: Russell
Nominees: Jodi and jbshafer
Veto: Russell, not used
Evicted: Jodi

Week 11: Double Eviction
HOH: tyboy618
Nominees: Russell and Keesha
Veto: Russell, used on self
Final Noms: Keesha and Sheena
Evicted: Sheena
HOH: Stitch_18
Nominees: Russell and jbshafer
Veto: Keesha, not used
Evicted: jbshafer

Week 12:
HOH: tyboy618
Nominees: Stitch_18 and Keesha
Veto: Stitch_18, used on self
Final Noms: Russell and Keesha
Evicted: Keesha

Week 13:
First Part of HOH: Russell
Second Part of HOH: tyboy618
Final HOH: Russell
Nominees: Stitch_18 and tyboy618
Evicted: tyboy618

Final 2:
Andy - Russell
Elissa - Stitch_18
Jodi - Stitch_18
Sheena - Russell
jbshafer - Stitch_18
Keesha - Stitch_18
tybody618 - Stitch_18

Winner is Stitch_18, Congrats!
Points: 77 3 comments
Random.Org BB16 Vets vs Newbies Jun 18, 2014
Post your name as well as the name of a BB Vet and I'll random.org it based of what I think the format will be (2 HOHs, 4 Nominees, Battle of the Block, Veto, Single Eviction)

Newbies
1. _Holly
2. tyboy618
3. rawr121
4. jbshafer
5. AustinRules6969
6. Stitch_18
7. Sheena
8. Funnehliner

Vets
1. Elissa
2. Andy
3. Jodi
4. Janelle
5. Keesha
6. Dominique
7. Daniele D.
8. Russell
Points: 92 10 comments
The Season Of Floaters Jun 18, 2014
Remember how last season they said that it would be floater-free due to the MVP twist? And remember how much that failed?

Well I can guarantee that this season will be 100% worse when it comes to floaters and here's why:

If there are two HOH's and 4 nominees and the Battle of the Block happens like we are expecting (winning side is safe, losing HOH is eligible for replacement nom), then there's a huge strategy in being a floater this game.

Even if you get nominated, the HOH from your side of the house is going to compete 110% to make sure that not only their nominations stay, but also to make sure that they can't be a replacement nominee. And to make matters worse, why would you want to win HOH if it means that you have to win a SECOND competition for your nominations to even have a CHANCE of staying the same? You could make nominations and get two people pissed at you, then lose the comp and get nothing out of the week. It would just be better to throw the HOH comp and have your side's HOH compete for you.

Inb4 we have another Spencer/Andy/GinaMarie F3
Points: 111 3 comments