1. Neggers.
Neggers are a deadly breed who will deliberately go out of their way to make you feel bad by down-rating your blog. Generally, a negger will neg you if he or she:
a) Doesn't agree with you
b) Hates you
c) Is bored
d) Thinks your blogging skills are inferior
e) Can't differentiate between a tick and a cross (see: noob)
Note: Do not replace the first e in the word 'negger' with an i. This could cause controversy.
2. Multi's.
Multi's have no respect for the game of Tengaged. They are so obsessed with winning, even if it means breaking the rules and affecting the chances that well-meaning players have of doing well in a game.
They are usually motivated by:
a) A thirst to win at all costs
b) A desire to support their main account
c) Wanting to spam or troll
d) Idiotic tendencies
3. The dramatiser.
The dramatiser will make everything about themselves. Every action, every event, every situation, everyTHING, revolves around them and what to complain about in their life. These people are generally negative and look for flaws. Not fun, and often looking for attention.
They are usually motivated by:
a) Drama
b) A desire for attention
c) A negative outlook on life
d) A feeling of entitlement
e) Jealousy
f) Anger (often after losing a game)
4. Noob
A noob, such as myself, can be annoying to seasoned pros and veterans who often do not like to have to explain rules and games to inexperienced players. Personally, I employ being a noob as part of my strategy in fast games. But other noobs could genuinely be noobish, for one or more of the following reasons:
a) They're new to Tengaged
b) They are not very intelligent
c) They don't want to learn
5. The message whore
Sends a dozen of messages, day in and day out, to every contestant of every game that they can find. Often when you reply, they don't reply back unless it benefits them in some way. Some of the motivations for message whores include:
a) A desire to find a friend (loneliness)
b) Direct self gain i.e. promoting a design, asking for a blog to be plussed etc.
c) A desire to explain an action. "I'm so sorry I voted you out!" (They're not.)
Anyway, this is meant as more of a joke rather than anything! I strongly suggest that you write in the comments what kind of Tengager you are :) Just for fun. I hope you enjoyed the read.
