Step one. Give yourself style. This can come into effect through having a cool name, or through having a cool hairstyle. For example, big, boofy, curly black hair makes you look very radical. Accompanying this with a big, gaping open mouth definitely helps as well. Obviously, I am a living example of this - you can see that my avatar and my name reflect a great deal of pimpness.
Step two. Become a noob pet to someone. A noob pet can best be defined as 'someone who is a noob and is the pet to someone who isn't a noob.' Typically, a noob pet obeys the commands of the noob pet owner. To all you noobs out there, I strongly encourage that you embrace your inner awesomeness and become a pet, and to all pros out there, I suggest that you adopt a noob pet in order to ensure that you have a fun and loyal companion to help you out on your ventures, whatever they may entail.
Step three. Be funny! What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. That's not funny.
However, this is funny:
"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."
Step four. Be yourself. Unless you're not a pimp, in which case you should probably try and be a pimp.
Step five. Pretend that you don't have a key when you're in a casting game when you actually do. People never figure out it's you so why should you be honest? Also if it is your first time playing like it is for me pretend you are depressed when you are nominated so people feel sorry for you, thus keeping you in and ensuring your longevity in the game. Don't tell anyone I said that though haha :P
Publicpimp, signing out. Glad to have helped you all ;)
