Three new racist comments have now been made. According to Survivor Sucks and Jokers Updates:
1. A police siren went off in the background and Aaryn said "what did Candice do this time"
2. June 30th 9:25 PM Cam 1:
Jeremy and Amanda narrating what is going on on the HOH screen:
Amanda (as Gina Marie): Howdy, are you from like China or shit, or are you from fucking Japan? You know fucking karate or are you good at math?
Jeremy (as Helen): I am from Korea, and I am strong.
Amanda: No forget it.
Jeremy: Get the fuck out, you dumb bitch.
Amanda: I'm going to go eat an egg roll.
Look at my profile guys I'm ranked 0th for karma that means I am ahead of the all time greats like bbdamien and friends. I'm basically the alltime champ now take a look before the glitch stuffs up I want to savour this moment of victory :D :D :D
So recently I have been getting my fair share of PMs from seasoned veterans and newbies alike, all asking me the same very questions: How did you become so relevant on Tengaged? Why are you such a successful Tengager? Please please please share some of your secrets Pubicnoob (they always forget the 'l').
In response to the numerous queries about how I have established such a formidable reputation on this website that many of us call home, I decided I should write up a blog entry. Honestly, one post wouldn't do justice to my great and complex mind but anything to enlighten you simpletons is worth it! So without further ado here are top five tips to ensure that you're not evicted from the big brother house any longer!!
1. Call people 'huns.' It's a word that has become increasingly prominent on this website in the past few months, based on my personal observations. I once called someone a hun and got spammed with messages from a lonely noob, not unlike myself. Why not try it yourself?
2. Make funny jokes in the games. This way people will like you and respect you more. There are two ways you can do this:
a) Make jokes about others. I know there are rules against bullying but let's call a spade a spade here people. If someone's fat I'm sure they've heard all the insults before so who cares how much you insult them?
b) Make jokes about yourself. I like to tell people that POV means power of virginity in my case. I also like to accept that my hair is goofy-looking when people insult it because, let's face it, Frank from big brother 14 could not even compare to that monstrous afro. If you embrace your own flaws then you'll have more FUN. And you can't spell success on tengaged without FUN!
3. Spam messages to everyone telling them to plus your blog. If they don't plus it then send them daily reminders.
4. Become a noob pet. There are many experts out there who are craving to find a noob pet to adopt. What is a noob pet? A noob pet is basically an expert's bitch. They perform daily tasks for the expert and in return they become more reputable on Tengaged.
5. Last but not least, BECOME INTERESTING. Or not. You can always copy and paste videos from Youtube or use Skype. People seem to do that alot here.
Anyway there you have it! This is just meant to be a fun blog... nothing serious! If you don't like this post then maybe that's why you're not as successful as I am ;) Thank you very much for reading and I hope this is helpful.
Thank you for providing me with a stars game I will never forget. I usually don't watch these games but I thought to myself... "Publicnoob, what the heck. You haven't watched stars games before, you have always said to yourself that you really want to, so why don't you just give it a try?" And so I did. And you guys are very entertaining, and I cannot imagine how much more boring my day would have been without watching you all in stars (but what is up with these fruit loop references??!!). I know it's only day three, but I consider myself lucky because that means I get to spend more time watching everyone :D
