Hi! My name is Garret and I am #ReadyToSlay! I was born on Wednesday, March 29th, 2000. I am currently 16 years young! I am currently unemployed and I have no siblings! Yup, I'm an only-child so I always get spoiled with gifts! My favorite color is the rainbow because I can't choose just one color, otherwise that would be like... racism!
I am going into the 11th grade (Junior year)! You know, I've always hated the word 'junior' so this upcoming school year sounds horrible. I always thought 'sophomore' sounded the best, but oh well!
Moving on; I live in a country called The United States Of America in a state called Kansas! I HATE IT HERE! There is like, totally nothing to do here! Okay, just joking, we actually do have some things to do here, believe it or not. Like, for example; the tallest waterslide in the whole entire world is only like 20 miles away from me! Anyways, whenever I tell people I live in Kansas their like 'LMAO' and I'm not surprised! When people hear the word 'Kansas' they think of farms, corn, cows and tornadoes... ok, and maybe The Wizard Of Oz. But like, I don't have anywhere near that and frankly I hate outdoor living. I live in a cute little city/suburb! Well, actually I technically live in two cities, I go back and forth sometimes because my parents have two houses. Wait, no, we actually have like 5 but 3 are rental houses -- ANYWAYS, Kansas.
Okay umm, OK my cats! I have three cats and their so adorable! Like, SOO, adorable. Their names are London, Trickster and Fluffaluffagus, Fluffy for short. London's the oldest; we got him in 2008. Then Trickster in 2009 and Fluffaluffagus in like 2010 or 2011 I think. Anyways, their all boys and I personally think their all gay because they always like, lick each other! By the way I'm gay as well, if it wasn't obvious enough but I'm closeted in real life because my parents are a bit whacko.
Moving on; my dad is like German/Spanish and my mom is like Russian so I am like multi-cultural! I've been Russia, Finland and Kyrgyzstan all to visit family members/family friends in the past.
Umm what else. Let's see... okay so I kind of secretly have a crush on you Gamo! LOL... nooo ~not really~ anyways. Moving on! Oh okay so like let's talk about PHOBIAS. I have a phobia of like if I ever get on Big Brother I get evicted PRE-JURY. That'd be horrible. Or if I make it to the final two and LOOSE due to a BITTER JURY. That's horrible. I also hate snakes, spiders, cockroaches, worms, ummm, mosquitoes, umm, just like.. bugs in general. I ALSO HATE BLOOD. Okay, like this one time I had to get blood drawn and the nurse did a bad job at it and anyways I passed out so ever since I have a phobia of blood! I also don't like talking about anatomy it freaks me out. I also have a phobia of like, diseases... like cancer and stuff. Just dyeing in general freaks me out! Also getting 13th in frooks is pretty horrible as well.
Moving on, I love to swim! It's like my favorite activity! Well one of my favorite activities. I also like to walk, it's weird. Like I hate just standing in one place but I can walk for hours. Walking is so much fun.
Ok anyways. Here is what I look for in a guy: obviously he has to be cute. Like I can't be dating an ugly. I mean if he has a bad haircut it can be fixed and if he's fat he can exercise but yeah... cuteness is important. He doesn't need to be like buff but just cute! Also smart because I'm not the smartest. Um also he has to have a good personality and not get angry or frustrated easily, that's a big one. Speaking of big he has to have a big... well... decent sized COCK. It can't be too big because OWCH or too small because EW but just right.
I really want a boyfriend if you haven't noticed.
Let's talk about my academics!
So in 5th grade I won the Presidential Honours award; it's true. It was signed by Obama and EVERYTHING. I was pretty smart in like Elementary School but then in Middle School I gave like zero fucks. Now in High School I'm like "i hate math" AND I DO, Math is the worst! My favorite subject is Reading because it's so easy!
When I was young I wanted to be a singer, then I wanted to be an Actor now I want to be a Journalist because lets be real, being an Actor or Singer is unlikely so being a news anchor/journalist still gives me the TV screentime I want!
I would be like a good news reporter too. Coming to you live from my location!
Anyways. Oh, I didn't even explain myself. Ok well I weigh like 140 pounds I'm not fat though I'm pretty skinny. And i'm like 5 inches and like 9 or 10 centimeters. I have dirty blond hair and brown eyes and my skin color is white. If you want me to attach a picture too, just ask.
Oh also I need glasses but I just chose not to get them.
I'm also like a huge germ freak like I always wash my hands.
Anyways, lets talk about health conditions!
I have a heart murmur, I was born with it. I also have supraventricular tachycardia which is like a serious heart problem and I'm also going to most likely need to have heart surgery later in life to fix it. :( It gives me like a fast heart beat, and I mean really fast like 200 beats per minute (the normal is like 70 beats per minute). I also have vertigo whenever I spin! But I think everyone gets that, haha!
Anyways, I really like Chinese food because it's yummy. I also like Mexican food but not from Taco Bell because I got sick from there once and it was not fun. I also like Russian food since my mom is Russian! I also love soups, soup is like my favorite food in the entire planet it's like so warm and yummy.
Um, I don't really know what else to say. That's pretty much everything. OH um my cousin has kids; their cute.
Ummm, my family is Christian but I'm pretty sure I'm atheist. Sorry!
Ummmmm............ hmm, let's see... what else am I missing?
Oh I like Pop music! That's fun.
Ummm.... gamo, do you have any questions for me? I'll answer them all! :)
