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just stole my dad's iphone!

2 Obstreperous, Nov 24, 2017

because i only have android and HQ Trivia is racist but anyways.
when does the next HQ Trivia start? I'm #ReadyToSlay!!

Obstreperous
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Introductory.

2 Obstreperous, Sep 19, 2016

Hi! My name is Garret and I am #ReadyToSlay! I was born on Wednesday, March 29th, 2000. I am currently 16 years young! I am currently unemployed and I have no siblings! Yup, I'm an only-child so I always get spoiled with gifts! My favorite color is the rainbow because I can't choose just one color, otherwise that would be like... racism!
I am going into the 11th grade (Junior year)! You know, I've always hated the word 'junior' so this upcoming school year sounds horrible. I always thought 'sophomore' sounded the best, but oh well!
Moving on; I live in a country called The United States Of America in a state called Kansas! I HATE IT HERE! There is like, totally nothing to do here! Okay, just joking, we actually do have some things to do here, believe it or not. Like, for example; the tallest waterslide in the whole entire world is only like 20 miles away from me! Anyways, whenever I tell people I live in Kansas their like 'LMAO' and I'm not surprised! When people hear the word 'Kansas' they think of farms, corn, cows and tornadoes... ok, and maybe The Wizard Of Oz. But like, I don't have anywhere near that and frankly I hate outdoor living. I live in a cute little city/suburb! Well, actually I technically live in two cities, I go back and forth sometimes because my parents have two houses. Wait, no, we actually have like 5 but 3 are rental houses -- ANYWAYS, Kansas.
Okay umm, OK my cats! I have three cats and their so adorable! Like, SOO, adorable. Their names are London, Trickster and Fluffaluffagus, Fluffy for short. London's the oldest; we got him in 2008. Then Trickster in 2009 and Fluffaluffagus in like 2010 or 2011 I think. Anyways, their all boys and I personally think their all gay because they always like, lick each other! By the way I'm gay as well, if it wasn't obvious enough but I'm closeted in real life because my parents are a bit whacko.
Moving on; my dad is like German/Spanish and my mom is like Russian so I am like multi-cultural! I've been Russia, Finland and Kyrgyzstan all to visit family members/family friends in the past.
Umm what else. Let's see... okay so I kind of secretly have a crush on you Gamo! LOL... nooo ~not really~ anyways. Moving on! Oh okay so like let's talk about PHOBIAS. I have a phobia of like if I ever get on Big Brother I get evicted PRE-JURY. That'd be horrible. Or if I make it to the final two and LOOSE due to a BITTER JURY. That's horrible. I also hate snakes, spiders, cockroaches, worms, ummm, mosquitoes, umm, just like.. bugs in general. I ALSO HATE BLOOD. Okay, like this one time I had to get blood drawn and the nurse did a bad job at it and anyways I passed out so ever since I have a phobia of blood! I also don't like talking about anatomy it freaks me out. I also have a phobia of like, diseases... like cancer and stuff. Just dyeing in general freaks me out! Also getting 13th in frooks is pretty horrible as well.
Moving on, I love to swim! It's like my favorite activity! Well one of my..

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