2 - Devon (+1)
God if you don't win this season, I won't have anything from this seasons ending to enjoy. Also your mom wins the contest of life because she looks 22.
3 - Ashley (-1)
Only drops because she has no shot to win, personally. Still better than all the others below on this list.
4 - Chrissy (+1)
Still dislike her. Lucky i hate the other three below more.
5 - Ryan (+4)
Still one of the worst people ever in Survivor, but he jumps with thanks to Ben and Mike, and because 2 people went home last time instead of 1, so only 7 to rank not 8.
6 - Mike (+0)
Fuck you and you're entire existence. I hope you someone sues you and you lose your practice.
7 - Ben (+0)
Will literally be the worst winner of all time, and we have Cochran as a winner for fucks sakes. Fuck everything about you. Thanks for serving the country, but stay the fuck away from my queens and my television for the rest of your life. Go back to your 16-year old looking wife.
