I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
Why are most blogs today getting negged? I know you may not like me, but that is no reason to negg my blogs. If you dont' like me, dont read my blogs. i know that i'm not the only person with this problem. WHy can't you rate a blog neutraly, just read the blog without any consideration of who it is?
A man was driving down the highway doing 95 miles per hour.
The speed limit was only 60.
A cop saw him speeding so he pulled him over.
He asked the man to get out of the car.
The man did not want to get a ticket so he decided to quickly think of something.
It finally came to him.
When he stepped out of the car, he told the police man that he had a gun in the glove compartment.
The police officer was shocked.
The man then said that he had a dead body in the trunk.
This made the police officer really scarred.
He called his captain on the police radio.
Ten minutes later the police captain came over to the man and asked what was going on.
The man replied, "I have no idea"
The police captain asked what was in his glove compartment.
The man replied, "Nohting, just a map"
Shocked, the police captain asked what was in his trunk.
The man replied, "Nothing just some jumper cables"
The police captain could not believe it.
The old man then said, "What, did that police officer say I had a gun and a dead body in the trunk. HA, I bet he also told you I was speeding"
My castings game is a 20 post game. So we each had one comment and that's it. Now Tengaged is selecting the nominees from bottom right to left. If you look, besides Daisy, all the nominees are from the far bottom right to the bottom left. Now i'm nominatted, bevause of where i'm at. I think this is stupid. I dont knwo what the members of my castings game think, but we need to change this somehow. Check out my game at: http://www.tengaged.com/game/8488
