If you have not seen last night's episode, don't read on.
Last night was the final three- Danny, Andrea, and Paula. The chalenge was for the chefs to each prepare 100 dishes of the same small portion item. At the time of creation, they did not know who would be eating, but it turned out to be 100 world class chefs. Results: More than 76% of the chefs did NOT like Danny's dish. The winning dish was liked by more than 76% of the chefs. The winner of the challenge was................PAULA. As a reward, she was pampered at a beauty salon with Jean Philipe. As the losers, Danny and Andrea had to iron and clean all the table clothes in the dining room. Then they had to collect, clean, and wash all the plates, glasses, and other items, used by the 100 chefs while eating. The next day, Danny and Andrea had to clean the opening foyer and wash the Televisions. However, when washing the televisions, they got a shock to see Paula on Fox's morning show with Chef Ramsey. She and Chef made a simple salad. She was excited and the other two were in envy.
Dinner Service- This was the night where each contestan got to "run the pash". They read the tickets and ran the kitchen for 45 minutes. Danny was first up. He was nervous and failed the quality control test. He later recoved and had a mediocere dinner service. Once agin the best dinner service went to Paula. However, she also failed the qulaity control test and the test given to her by Jean Phillipe. She was shacky, nervous, and wasn't under conrtol. She was relieved to get off and give control to andrea. Paula, when not in control, was superp. She cooked everything brilliantly. Andrea was last to take control. She failed the first test, but had her revenge. She wouldn't let an egg go by that was just a hair underseason. Sui Chef Scott was ticked as everything he cooked had a tiny flaw. Most times, nothing noticible. Eggs underseasoned, Scalaps, 15 seconds undercooked, garnish, too salty. Chef Ramsey even thought she was OTT.
The Results: Paula was safe, and into the final two. Chef brought Danny and Andrea forward. Asked them why they should stay. His decision was the same as the other two houseguests. It was finally time for ANDREA TO GO HOME.
Next Week: The Final two prepare their own restraunants as Hell's Kitchen is split in two. One half for Danny and one half for Paula. 6 chefs come back to join the crew of Danny and Paula. Next week is part one of the two part finale.
My Prediction: i think Paula will win.
What to look forward to: LACY IS BACK.
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The picture to the left is of the United States and what has happened.
Black- Someone has died, and only one in America has died so far
Red- Swine Flu Cases have been Confirmed
White- There are suspected cases
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This is a list of Cases of Swine Flu by US State. Just ignore the last columnm for now, because that is the deaths and currently only one has died, and that was unfortunately in Texas. If you have some info that you would like me to add to this, leave it in a comment. I will update this so you can see how your state is doing. Soon, i will also have one for international countries.
Laboratory confirmed cases Probable cases Suspected cases
Total 155 312 152 0
Alabama 0 4 0 0
Arizona 4 1 40 0
Arkansas 0 0 0 0
California 17 55 0 0
Colorado 2 0 3 0
Connecticut 1 6 0 0
Washington, D.C. 0 3 0 0
Delaware 4 12 0 0
Florida 2 6 0 0
Georgia 0 0 0 0
Hawaii 0 0 3 0
Idaho 0 1 0 0
Illinois 3 51 0 0
Indiana 3 0 0 0
Iowa 0 3 0 0
Kansas 2 1 0 0
Kentucky 1 2 0 0
Louisiana 0 8 0 0
Maine 0 3 2 0
Maryland 0 8 0 0
Massachusetts 6 9 2 0
Michigan 2 16 0 0
Minnesota 1 1 0 0
Mississippi 0 0 0 0
Missouri 1 0 0 0
Nebraska 1 3 31 0
Nevada 1 5 0 0
New Hampshire 0 2 1 0
New Jersey 7 1 0 0
New Mexico 0 9 0 0
New York 50 16 0 0
North Carolina 0 2 0 0
Ohio 1 4 41 0
Oklahoma 0 0 20 0
Oregon 0 1 0 0
Pennsylvania 0 6 0 0
Rhode Island 0 1 2 0
South Carolina 16 13 0 0
South Dakota 0 2 0 0
Tennessee 0 3 0 0
Texas 28 14 6 1
Utah 0 9 0 0
Virginia 2 0 0 0
Washington 0 15 0 0
West Virginia 0 0 1 0
Wisconsin 0 14 0 0
Are you the oldest tengager? Are you the youngest Tengager? Post a comment here with your age and you can see where you compare. I will update very often to give accurate results of tengager's ages. And, which is the most popular age?
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Age--------Number of Tengagers with that age.
3 - 1*#
13 - 1
14 - 5
16 - 2
17 - 3
18 - 1
19 - 1
22 - 1
24 - 1
69 - 1*
99 - 1*
101 - 1*#
1001 - 1*
567894535221345 - 1*
44444444444444444444444444444444444444444 - 1*
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*Most likely not real age. That is for you to decide. Lol #Somehow this person has two ages.
A Session of Jokes Part One
Joke Number One:
I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next.". They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Joke Number Two:
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."
Joke Number Three: (This may offend someone but it is just a joke)
A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million were injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican Army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community {except France} is sending food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.
Hope you like these jokes.
Look forward to the next instalment.
Thanks
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch.
When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your
Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you
have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the
elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady".....pause.....repeat....continually.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting "Green Eggs and Ham" and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don't use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
If you have not seen last night's episode, don't read on.
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Ways to annoy people in an elevator: