The Cast for Season Three:
Bowler and Madison are getting married. They are going to punx's hometown harper's island. all of their friends are coming to the wedding to join them.
Bowler-groom
Madison-bride
Punx-bowler's best friend and crazy cat man
Brett-punx'gay lover
Iamben-crazy priest
Jm-emo kid
Death-madison's brother
Patrick-rtb's twin
Rtb-patrick's twin
Realitynerd-videogame freak
Sam-snobby bitch who thinks shes all that
Todd-claims to be half-frog
Yomammaboy-ring bearer
Thekid-the fat girl who was always teased as a kid
Doodyful-has a strange obsession for smelling crap
Saxophone-bowler's father in law
Alex-hobo they found at the docks
Yasmina-flower girl
Englishprof-madison's old english teacher who she used to bang in high school. he still has feelings for her
Jessann-bowler's ex wife who is jealous of Madison
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Day One Recap:
Punx and Brett find a key to a little house near the lake on their bed. they decide to go check it out. everyone is falling asleep, and as Englishprof is turning off the lights after reading a book, he is stabbed in the throat. Iamben is leaving the church as he hears a noise. he goes back to check and he is grabbed from behind and strangled. the occupants of Harper's Island know nothing yet, but they soon will...