I know this is gonna get negs and people saying they don't care, but I'm partly making this to tell the public the truth about what went on in the game. And I also wanna give insight for people like me that don't play games/suck at challenges so they could at least get top 10 or payouts. WARNING: This is not a winning strategy, and I had no desire to actually win, anyways.
Starting off, this was my 3rd time attempting to join, but the first time I was successful. I got sponsored by Awesome2210, which I did not expect at all. SexGoddx and Jenii_Valenta got in too, so I had an automatic alliance with them. Fast forward to when a chat was made with like half of the cast in the beginning, to shoot down BbDamian. He was the obvious person to kill, because he was fighting and doing xp circles right off the bat, and it was getting annoying. My only official kill in THG!
Fast forward through some irrelevant deaths: TylerK who was aligned with the Plastics decided to do an xp circle with Jenii and VolcomVans, but Volcom purposely did the challenge to kill Tyler, and told everyone it was Deal. This was a known lie, because Tyler told us right away that it was Match 3. I'll come back to this later, but it does play a role in the game eventually.
Fast forward through more irrelevant deaths: The Plastics and our alliance with Piddu and DanielKennedy111 decided we needed to arrow-rape another huge threat and corn hog, so Don_Draper was the obvious choice. He's just known for being really good. This failed right away, because half of the cast outside of our alliance decided to arrow-rape Piddu. Piddu begged everyone for health and to save him, but I personally ignored his requests for the simple fact that he wasted all of his arrows, so he basically had no use for the alliance anymore. #srrynotsrry
Skipping Anthony's death: This is where shit got intense. Daniel made a chat with basically everyone in the game to arrow-rape TeddyBear. I was down to help, because the bitch sat in the corn all day, and she was always begging people to fight her. She was annoying as fuck. So lo and behold, everything was leaked, people didn't shoot, and she only lost about 30 health. 1Swampy8 had shot at her right before and got revealed, so I was thinking that if I shot right after, I wouldn't get revealed. I shot ONE arrow and got revealed. It was what it was. Teddy and her alliance of annoying corn hogs shot down Daniel and JGoodies immediately. It was sad, because they both gave me the health in bushes daily. :(
This is when Volcom dies, and everyone gets credit for it besides me, even though I set it up. I started talking to Finklestein123, and he wasn't really feeling his alliance with Teddy anymore, because now the bitch was targeting Swampy for shooting her ONCE with an arrow. Like, she was really turning on her ally over like, 2 health tops. Anyways, I told Fink that I think Volcom should go next, he's up Teddy's ass and seems to have an F2 with her, etc etc. Fink said that if I can get enough people on board for this, he's down. So of course I got Goddx and Jenii involved - then I went to the most obvious person after.... Swampy. We waited until the next morning to start the plan, because Jenii decided to sleep for 15 hours (dull). Fink trapped Volcom in a fight, because the idiot was super cocky and sat in the corn while he was offline. We opened fire and ended up killing him without anybody even having to use all of their arrows. Most satisfying moment in the game for me. That was for Tyler!
Another move I didn't get credit for was fucking over Teddy's alliance. Yeah, Goddx set it up to where they were going to all shoot down Finkle and trust us to do the same - but Goddx was genuinely trying to kill Finkle and so was Jenii. Everyone was begging me to shoot my arrows at Fink and I refused. I thought it was a retarded move for me to shoot down someone I trust over an alliance of corn hogs and cocky assholes. So I didn't shoot, and I helped Fink get his health up. Teddy was bitter as shit that her whole alliance got betrayed and lost all of their arrows, so she suicided. It was hilarious. We arrowed Don the next day, and I also enjoyed that.
After that, we shot down BobRocks333, and Jenii got arrow-raped right after, because people got scared of having three Plastics together at the end. After Jenii died, everyone wanted to work with me and Goddx again, it was really funny how much they scrambled. Runaway died next, which was beautiful. Austino15FFFan died next.... I honestly wanted him to not get shot down at that point. I preferred him to stay in over Swampy, but I had no control over anything at that point.
Final 4 was just retarded. Goddx got Swampy at the edge of death, and decided to stall so that I could die before he killed Swampy. He has a million reasons for why he did it, but none of them are logical if you ask me, but what could I really expect from someone who's wasted or on drugs daily. I'm not happy that I had to get 4th when my goal was to get 3rd the whole game, but it is what it is. Just wanted everyone to know that if you play your cards right, you can make it to the end even with terrible challenge skills and no xp (I had 2xp when I died, and everyone else had 10. LOL!)
No one will probably read this, because it's super long, but oh well! Ha-Ha! #Hunger
I was down to help, because the bitch sat in the corn all day, and she was always begging people to fight her.
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CUZ I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF DO NOTHING ALL DAY LIKE U BITCH
You wouldv'e done the same in my position, you were more than happy to let them shoot me down for 5th when you thought they had arrows so I don't really care if your mad because you just look like a hypocrit. And lol @ u tryin to take credit for everything.
SexGoddx: Did I not come to you with the plan to shoot Volcom?
Did you and Nifa not tell me constantly to shoot Finkle and I refused?
Of course I'm taking credit for it, because that's what I did.
Yes you may have suggested shooting Volcom, but we were all thinking it. And yes u fucked up that plan, and many other things. I don't know why you even care about taking credit for killings like do u want a medal?
