Ok. I was contacted by *WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM* and they began to spill the Tea about STARS, alliances, arguments so on and so forth.
The following conversation is real. Take it for what you will when making STARS decisions from this point forward. I must admit... I was even shocked.
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WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: hey Irvin
ME: sup ***
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: yo i got some info on STARS, its crazy man
ME: so... what's the Tea?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: ok so you know ***, right?
ME: the dip-shit right?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: lol yea him... well, when STARS begin he approached me and others to form an alliance. from what i gathered it would be 7 of us total.. well, the alliances consisted of me, ***, ***, ***, ***, *** and ***.
ME: Wow, talk about a cuckoo's nest... all of you in one alliance? That's like having Freddy, Jason, Krueger, Chucky, Leprechaun, Jigsaw and Britney spears in an alliance LMAO. What a choice.
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: who's who?
ME: guess. ROFLMAO
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM:... o..k..
ME: don't tell me you can't take a joke?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: i can just a bit.. confused?
ME: of course you are. LMAO
ME: back to the topic... so, lets see, *** got all 7 of you in an alliance... how did that work out?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: it sucked, we couldn't even get a decision right on who to nom..
ME: really??? i'm shocked. LMAO. too many captains at the helm Charley..
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: i guess that's right... *** flipped after first nom's didn't go right...
ME: Lol, of course he'd flip. he's racist ya know. LOL, homeboy recites Mein Kampf like it's Mother Goose, he's meaner than shit, dumber the hell and will go APE SHIT at the drop of a hat... that's why I find it hilarious that you guys had an alliance with him. LOLZ
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: how about ***??
ME: The Mass Spammah? LOL
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: The Same. He once told of sending 300 spam messages in 1 hour...
ME: i wouldn't doubt it... being up in STARS, I wouldn't want to go against a kid who devotes his entire life to sending MAIL.
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: yea, he'd make the Sharpie Brigade look like the Crayola Brigade.
ME: Christ... and who's wise decision was it to bring *** to the fold?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: *** decided that *** was worth the risk. Even though he's one of the former Capo's of one of Tengaged's greatest alliances, he still was a BIG risk.
ME: yea, I remember him. He tried taking me and the Misfits on one time... creating this secret alliance group or whatever. Then one day he just exposed everyone in the group citing: "they are the basis of negativity of the Tengaged community."
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: wow, didn't know that.
ME: it's your loony bin alliance, I'm just filling you in LMFAO.
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: after the nom's didn't go right the first time, the second time didn't go right either, then all hell broke loose.
ME: WOW.
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: yea, now *** is outing everyone in PM and exposing people left and right.
ME: Oh now. Don't tell me you guys are getting Andrew'd? ROFL
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: Exactly, shit is hitting the fan.
ME: ah, I say, better Andrew'd than Schaivo'd.
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: well now *** is acting all innocent in the shit.
ME: so, he's trying to get you all Rihanna'd?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: more or less, Chris Brown'd
ME: Be funny if he Taylor Swift'd all you fuckers
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: maybe we'll get William Hung'd
ME: that would involve being mildly entertaining, which you all are not. :)
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: eh, right...
ME: I'd be funny if you Oxana'd them fuckers. Of course, you'd still lose, but LMAO
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: what does that mean?
ME: ... nothing. anymore Tea?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM: hmm let me think...
ME: if you're thinking, it's probably not worth it.. I'll have fun watching yall fail.
ME: LiMuBai.
[I pray no one thinks this is real. And if anyone can guess what movie some of the quotes came from. You get 10 Chuck E. Cheese Tokens!!!]
Ok. I was contacted by *WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM* and they began to spill the Tea about STARS, alliances, arguments so on and so forth.