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Wanna Hear A Story About Candy Corn? Sep 11, 2011
Alright, so I was visiting my grandmother today. It is always nice to see her. She was in the kitchen and I was awkwardly sitting in science with her friend. She kindly asks if I want some candy. I say sure, and she looks in her purse and says... Do you want candy corn? I responded do they even make candy corn this time of year? She said yes, it is quite good. And I asked if she had any caramel... She looked and said... I do, but are you sure you don't want the candy corn. I told her yes I didn't want it... And she said here take it anyway.

Comment if you want a little packet of candy corn
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Dear Hogwartz, Sep 5, 2011
i am still waiting for my application, or acceptance letter. i mean seriously i should be in Hufflepuff by now!!! I mean did the owl with my letter get lost? i wanna to take the train 9 and 3/4, but i am afrid it will already be gone, and i run into a cement beam for nothing.

looking forward to a good year

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Dear Airplane Food, Sep 5, 2011
why do people hate you? i mean i have never had you, but i am sure your not the worst thing in the world... what are you the slop from Big Brother? Anyway i think the rumours about you started when the Movie Airplane! came out. anyway best wishes

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Dear University of Maryland University College, Sep 5, 2011
I don't get it! why would you possible need to say university twice, and then also say college as well. it makes no sense!!!! it makes me feel like your not actually a school, but some abandoned wearhouse, with a meth lab, trying to swindle college kids for thier money.

i would reccomend changing your name.

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Dear Wasps, Sep 5, 2011
WHAT is this i am hearing that you do not make honey?!?!?! What are you some kind of bee poser? you haven't earned what they have earned. You think you can just sting ppl and then die! not cool wasps...not cool.

AND HOW DARE YOU BUILD A HIVE IN MY FRONT YARD!

GTFO!

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Dear The Color Yellow, Sep 4, 2011
I just wanted to say. i am sorry i do not know that many people who can truly say that you are thier favorite color. I am also sorry you are second best to your obviously plastic surgery enhanced cousin gold, but hang in there.

you just might be the next big thing

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