" I like the Red M&Ms so I eat them last, I find The blue M&Ms dye my tougne with out permission so I give them to you. The green M&M is a slut so I throw them at Freshman. I only like yellow M&Ms on Sundays. orange M&Ms make me happy, but the brown ones make me sad. Do not even get me started on Skittles"
- My Alter ego that I created "Melvin"