This site uses cookies. If you continue to browse the site, we shall assume that you accept the use of cookies.

The IWKHONMW's blog

Posts 79 posts

I Licked An Elbow Once... Sep 17, 2011
So here is what happened. I was in class and I was dared to test out the myth if people don't know you lick their elbow, then they don't feel it. THIS IS NOT TRUE.

I did it to a friend of mine, and after I licked her elbow, she looks at me and says, " give me five reasons why I shouldn't slap you across the face."

I told her," because you love me."

She slapped me.

Any other myths I should test out.

Also what do you think about if a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and nobody is around to hear it does it make a sound?
Points: 40 7 comments
Wanna Make A Story? Sep 16, 2011
Rules are you can add one sentence. You can add another but not until someone else added one.

Hope this works.

Starting sentence:

I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy
Points: 42 4 comments
I NEED HELP!!!! Sep 15, 2011
Ok right now I need your help making 3 choices.

Do I ask this super smart, funny, KICKASS, girl who I just became friends with to a dance. And she is really sweet and nice. We share the following hobbies: Big Brother, cooking, love of science, fear of heights, and love of humor.

OR

Do I go with this girl who I went with for the past two years, we have always had fun together, and still will. And she makes my insides feel like HE'LL YEAH!!!  I WANNA GO AND PARTY!  but the thing is I think I love the other girl.

2nd question:
I am playing mini-golf tomarrow and I need to know what color ball I should choose.

Which one?

Finally
I am doing this activity where we each get asked a question and tonight my partner asked me if you could throw something at a wall what would it be?

I am stuck between a pineapple, and and a magic 8 ball... I am also open to other options

All comments for help are appreciated
Points: 20 9 comments
Sooo.... Who wants to be my best friend? Sep 14, 2011
New to the site. I am not picky. I swear I am funny as hell!!! I am housebroken, and I am a very happy go lucky. Any takers? I don't bite... Unless your into that.

Also I would like us to have a celebrity couple name.
For proof of my funnyness read my blogS
Points: 33 5 comments
Soo do you have a catchprase or buzzword? Sep 12, 2011
Mine is SHABLAM.... gets the job done. SHABLAM means, but not limited to: SWAG, SUCCESS, AND EPIC WIN!!!

What's your catchphrase? Comment below please
Points: 14 6 comments
FML!!!! Sep 12, 2011
What do you call a fortune cookie with no fortune? A disaster, a crime against nature, a sign of the apocalypse? Anyway you can probably tell I had an empty fortune cookie today. also to add to this FML blog I also left all my homework at home, and now I can't find it.

The real issue is the fortune cookie though.
Comment to tell me the fortune you would gave meh.
Points: 28 5 comments