[Holds onto a Kim Wyatt PCD airsplit for an abnormally awkward period of time, before releasing and walking to the podium.
Good afternoon Tengaged! You look amazing from up here!
[Femmebots perform a hardcore choreo-based ABDC performance.]
Balumbo Shamanaka! Balumbo Shamanaka! OK, but honestly. I, IAmVegas, am here to tell you why my fellow Femmebot, Seal, deserves to win Stars! Reason one, and the main reason is, if Seal were to win this Stars, he'd join the ranks of one of our African-American Femmes, Syesha Mercado, who survived being in the Bottom 2/3 a record-breaking 7 times. Syesha also was in the bottom for five weeks in a row. Sadly for Syesha, the following week, for the eighth time Syesha found herself in the bottom and was eliminated. If Seal were to win, he'd successfully stay/win after the seventh nomination. Like, as a data-based alliance, numbers and records are very important to Femmes, along with protecting and promoting feminism and fierceness of course!
Also, Seal would be our third Femme to win a Stars, our first two being Ryan (MinsiKid) or Tits_McGee and Jennifer101 Impressive for such a small alliance and group of people.
Seal is fine, fresh and fierce! And gay friendly! Like bonus! Like, Fink's avatar is fug and I don't even know the name of the third finalist, and let's be honest, do any of us even care about him! (Can we all say 3rd place?! [Giggles.])
Just like one of my femme-spirations, Paris Hilton, I have recently found a NEW BFF! The Porsche to my Rachel! (So not here for that Rachel/Jordan friendship) Like, it's none other then sokerdude7 ! He is fine, fresh and fierce and we are always having a good time CONVERSATING!
Like, we both love the same things such as music, reality tv, men, etc. AND he recently admitted to me and some of The Femmebots™, that I'm way hotter than that slut Jennifer101 Like, we all knew that though, AMIRITE?
Like, I honestly feel so privledged to have befriended Gemma17 because she honestly is so talented and is able to gift me with all these designs. I don't know how I'll ever pay her back. Thanks Gemma for the hair, it looks fabulous as usual and you're such a flawless designer.
And thanks to my GIRL Jennifer101 for the gifting. You're such a slut and that's why I love you!
[Holds onto a Kim Wyatt PCD airsplit for an abnormally awkward period of time, before releasing and walking to the podium. 
OMGGAHH!
- Gets another 13th in Rookies -
THIS, is why I love Willam Belli. FREE of any FLAWS.
OMGGAHH!