HELLO HUNTIES! We’re back with the results for the fourth episódio.
When I call your names, please step forward.
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🛑 Lukesaur & boyfriend
You're both safe.
Which means... Everyone else: you're the ups and downs of this week. Now shall we go to critiques?
▪️ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒 ▪️ ItsAlexia ─ “Ava Max - EveryTime I Cry”
So I'm ngl. I love Ava Max lately. Always found her to be kinda cringy on that strange haircut and singing about being psycho - you're not all that luv. But her last album? Slaps. This song tho... Is like, meh to me. I mean it's good, but songs like Naked, My Head & My Heart? That's her full potential. So it kinda let me down when it was released. I don't think it's like a bad/terrible song pick, it's just... OK i guess.
FromAWindow ─ “Olivia Rodrigo - traitor”
Jail. Not even afraid to say it - this is so bad. Like I disliked this bitch before I listened to this (it's a first time i wasn't even aroused by her releases to check her out) and now I'm certain she's beyond basic. This song beats literally looks like a Coca-Cola christmas commercial soundtrack. Kinda camp if you look at it this way, but still terrible.
ILoveSleep ─ “Gorillaz - Meanwhile ft. everyone in the book”
I was never a fan of Gorillaz. Like i heard perhaps 2 or 3 songs from them? I remember once listening to an album full of features and they had one with Kali Uchis and not even that I can remember... But this song? TALK ABOUT AN EXPERIENCE. This is beyond remarkable, it's incredible. This song hooked me up from the start. I'm not even sure of why, it just did something to me and that's how music is sometimes. I love you for this recommendation.
_Matt ─ “Lizzo - Rumors ft. Cardi B”
I mean this IS the moment so you got the assignment perfectly. I'm a sucker for both these artists and even biased I'd say, but this song slaps so hard and I'm still on the mood to listen to it and go like: WOW. So even though it's an over-mainstream submission, I'm amused by it. It's new, it's fresh, it HAS WHAT IT TAKES.
gabrieltrezza ─ “Doja Cat - Need To Know”
Almost same as #_Matt, this is still fresh to me. I've listened to Planet Her most than anyother album that came out this year, and still can't get tired of this. There's better music on the album honestly, but this is excellent. "Spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me" is such a hot line. Like i can cum.
mathboy9 ─ “Rain Radio & DJ Craig Gorman - Talk About”
This song is here because it's hilarious. Big Hoops was such a big bop to me back in the day and this remix is legendary. I don't think it's excellent music, probably would hear it at the club and jam to it, but forget about it the next day. But I giggled so much at this, like it legit made me happy for how funny the sample sounds.
SomebodyAwesome ─ “Shakira - Waka Waka”
Aside from starting the Shakoup meme, this song is bland and forgettable on my book. Like I don't even know why it's trending back on? What the fuck happened with the world... Also among very strong music this is what you bring me? Boot.
Since giving me songs that represent THE MOMENT was not your best feature... I'd like see songs that are at least 10 years old. Let's see if you can work it in the past! The song must be at least from August 2011 and below.
Mail me your submission.
At the end of the elimination round, one of you will survive and the other will get the chop.
For that, impress me and good luck!
