Just quit school and do nothing all day and put shit in the oven like eliotWhi , The best thing is, the only job he can get is in a fucking bakery because he is so fucking ugly that he cant get anything that involves human contact
yeh i like it! my first attempt was awful though because the recipe said an hour and i didnt think to check it so was slightly burnt! but really easy, first thing i baked :) and handy if youve got bananas going brown/black Howlovely
Today, we're gonna be making... chocolate chip cookies! Sounds fun. :))) Very fun.
You're gonna need:
1 cup butter, softened
1 cup white sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons hot water
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
Now, all you have to do is mix the wet ingredients together and the dry ingredients together! :) See, we like to call something wet and dry coming together "first degree murder", in the industry. :) I sure do love chocolate!
After sorting out all your ingredients, you can mix them together. Then, just beat all the ingredients like you beat your husband! You can cook these however long or short you like. I recommend setting it to 500 degrees and starting a house fire! :) You can also cook it at 425 degrees for 22 minutes, but where's the fun in that?
i cant remember exact measurments i used i sorta just guessed because i dont really bake but banana bread is just 3-4 bananas mashed, raising flour, baking soda, sugar, butter, 2 eggs. i think i used the Mary Berry one http://www.queenofeverything.co.uk/2012/02/06/mary-berrys-banana-loaf/
