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History - Finally May 11, 2013
IM FUCKING BLACK LEVEL
morebeastthanyou
lemon5029
puma
davidvegemite
jamesM
bbdamian
aquamarine
bonkers
konohavillage1
tits_mcgee
jogon
bengalboy
radiohead
cheznahuf

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

[12:01:37 AM] Nathalio: Karma: 405
Money: 208.9 T$Need some T$? - Paypal
Played: 123 times
Health: 92 %
[12:01:39 AM] Nathalio: should I
[12:01:41 AM] Nathalio: should I
[12:01:43 AM] lemon: yes
[12:01:43 AM] lemon: yes
[12:01:43 AM] lemon: yes
[12:01:43 AM] lemon: sey
[12:01:44 AM] lemon: yes
[12:01:44 AM] lemon: y
[12:01:44 AM] lemon: esy
[12:01:44 AM] lemon: sey
[12:01:44 AM] lemon: es
[12:01:44 AM] lemon: yes
[12:01:45 AM] lemon: yesy
[12:01:45 AM] lemon: es
[12:01:45 AM] lemon: yes
[12:01:45 AM] lemon: yes
[12:01:46 AM] lemon: yes
[12:01:46 AM] lemon: yse
[12:01:46 AM] lemon: yes
Points: 198 14 comments
History - Friends Feb 14, 2013
I'm just going to tag my best friends on tengaged in here

lemon5029
morebeastthanyou
playboyy
tits_mcgee
davidvegemite
konohavillage1
summerlilly
dramallama56
cheznahuf
bengalboy
bonkers
bbdamian
aquamarine
jogon
puma
Mankini
#QueenBri
#Ivshapiro

Willie_ 55 days 10 hours ago
He was so annoying omfg
"OMG DIE"
DIE ALL OF U

[2:36:53 PM] Wise Tran: every1 has haters irl too
[2:37:04 PM] Nathalio: i don't
[2:37:09 PM] Nathalio: everyone loves me
[2:37:13 PM] Wise Tran: ok
[2:37:23 PM] Nathalio: good talk

Shit my friends say
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Lemon:
[6:34:24 PM] lemon:
Nathan/Halio: I live in Canada
Nathan/Halio: all across canada
Nathan/Halio: Good thing Im in Canada
Nathan/Halio: Yay Canada
Nathan/Halio: I live in Canada
Nathan/Halio: I live in CANADA.

[12:19:26 AM] lemon: well that was something else
[12:20:03 AM] Nathan/Halio: beyond stupid is a good thing to say about it
[12:20:09 AM] lemon: LOL it was fun
[12:20:12 AM] lemon: just that stupid room

[10:43:57 PM] lemon: i love that my parents didnt care
[10:44:04 PM] lemon: that i was playing a Teen rated game
[10:44:06 PM] lemon: at 10 yrs old
[10:44:23 PM] lemon: OH MY GOD IT JUST ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO INSTALL AOL
[10:44:25 PM] lemon: LOOOOOOOOOOL

[1:14:36 PM] Nathalio: #firstworldproblems
[1:15:20 PM] lemon: hey you were the one complaining about your shears not having a long enough lifetime
[1:15:40 PM] lemon: they probably don't even know what shears are in third world countries

[8:47:47 PM] lemon: see you can't play ddr on an emulator!

[6:59:32 PM] lemon: omg
[6:59:36 PM] lemon: a piece of dust flew right by my eye
[6:59:37 PM] lemon: and i flinched
[6:59:40 PM] lemon: and punched myself

[10:02:36 PM] lemon: is she as amazing
[10:02:38 PM] lemon: as she sounds
[10:02:38 PM] Ryan: all of the femmes go way back
[10:02:39 PM] lemon: on the internet

Lemon5029: okay one time i remember you saying
Lemon5029: you were watching a movie together and were drunk
Lemon5029: and you went "under the blankets"

[9:30:40 PM] Nathalio: hiiii
[9:30:47 PM] lemon: hi we're on utima
[9:30:51 PM] lemon: me*
[9:30:53 PM] lemon: i'm*

[6:31:03 PM] lemon: LOL
[6:31:13 PM] lemon: "time to go to the big house maam"
[6:31:16 PM] lemon: "CAN I BRING MY NOOK PLZ"

[8:48:38 PM] Nathalio: i need big brother canada to run for atleast like 4 more seasons before I can even apply :(
[8:48:50 PM] lemon: thats a bad thought
[8:48:52 PM] lemon: clear that thought
[8:48:59 PM] lemon: erase it from the whiteboard of your mind

[7:10:11 PM] lemon: happy birf
[7:10:21 PM] lemon: to my favorite YMCA swim instructor

Bryan:
[9:51:26 PM] Ruxin: im so in love with you

[12:50:14 PM] Bryan:
[2:45:14 PM] CapguyLA: ikr
[2:45:17 PM] CapguyLA: im like wtf
[2:45:18 PM] Nathan/Halio: u r really dumb
[2:45:18 PM] Nathan/Halio: fer real
[2:45:27 PM] CapguyLA: oh ok halio
[2:45:35 PM] CapguyLA: thanks for insulting me
[2:45:37 PM] Bryan: LMNAO
[2:45:38 PM] Bryan: HALIO
[2:45:38 PM] Nathan/Halio: LOL I WAS JOKING
[2:45:40 PM] Bryan: stop insulting
[12:50:16 PM] Bryan: MADE ME
[12:50:16 PM] Bryan: CRY

[5:24:51 PM] Nathalio: definately take it the wrong way
[5:24:53 PM] Bry: that was tight as fuck

[12:08:32 AM] lemon: fuck off
[12:08:34 AM] lemon: it's just me and kono
[12:08:41 AM] Bryan: ill fuck your mouth
[12:08:44 AM] Bryan: if you'r'e getting lippy
[12:09:22 AM] Nathan/Halio: #peacorkfamilymoments
[12:10:59 AM] Kenneth: #holidayswiththecorks

Ryan:
[9:01:57 PM] Ryan: halio is the most relevant person ever

[9:10:19 PM] Ryan: wait that's not even fair though
[9:10:28 PM] Ryan: cause only like 3 countries in all of africa have computers
[9:10:40 PM] Ryan: #inaccurate

[8:49:22 PM] Nathalio: if you're from africa why are you white
[8:49:31 PM] Ryan: I'm not
[8:49:34 PM] Ryan: I'M BLACK MUFUGGA

[10:57:57 PM] Ryan: HOW IS YUGI THE #1 DUELIST IN THE WORLD
[10:58:02 PM] Ryan: AND HIS FRIENDS FUCKING WALK AROUND
[10:58:05 PM] Ryan: WITH CARDS THAT ARE LIKE
[10:58:06 PM] Ryan: 250 ATTACK POINTS
[10:58:10 PM] Ryan: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
[10:58:22 PM] Ryan: THEY ARE HIS BEST FRIENDS. HE SHOULD BE TEACHING THEM WHERE TO BUY SOME FUCKING WORTHWHILE CARDS.
[10:58:27 PM] Nathalio: LMFAO
[10:58:40 PM] Ryan: ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE CONSTANTLY AT RISK OF DYING IF THEY DON'T WIN A DUEL
[10:58:45 PM] Ryan: ALL BECAUSE THEY ARE FRIENDS WITH HIM

[3:09:57 PM] Kenneth: most of the switchblade are white men
[3:10:00 PM] Kenneth: ?!???!?!?1?
[3:10:11 PM] Ryan: WHAT?!???????????????????????
[3:10:13 PM] Ryan: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!
[3:10:16 PM] Ryan: IT HOGUTH THEY WERE ALL BLACK WOMEN
[3:10:20 PM] Ryan: OMG R U SRS

[6:17:40 PM] Jogon aka Joe: oh I just meant in terms of attractiveness
[6:17:47 PM] Jogon aka Joe: on a scale of 1-10 I rate myself at a 5.5
[6:17:53 PM] Ryan: LOL what other level would be different on NATHAN?!
[6:17:55 PM] Nathalio: and ryan is like
[6:17:56 PM] Ryan: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!?!
[6:17:57 PM] Nathalio: a 2
[6:18:00 PM] Ryan: LMFAO FUCK.
[6:18:00 PM] Ryan: OFF.

[9:42:08 PM] Ryan: I would seriously rather give a blowjob to a circular saw
[9:42:09 PM] pumaface: ladyq isnt bad
[9:42:13 PM] Ryan: than play stars with laquawnda again
[9:42:17 PM] Ryan: she's horrible

Bri:
[3:49:59 PM] Brianna: and make an absolute ass of urself
[3:50:00 PM] Brianna: god

[2:52:25 PM] Brianna: o rly
[2:52:29 PM] Brianna: i always sucekd at science
[2:52:32 PM] Brianna: how do u freeze water

[12:16:18 AM] Brianna: nz
[12:16:20 AM] Brianna: wat r u doin
[12:16:22 AM] Brianna: nz stahp
[12:16:23 AM] Brianna: we dn't hav tht shit

[9:54:31 PM] Brianna O'Dea:  lemon
[9:54:33 PM] Brianna O'Dea: u hav not LIVED
[9:54:36 PM] Brianna O'Dea: if u hav not watch
[9:54:38 PM] Brianna O'Dea: mean girls

[12:06:00 AM] Brianna O'Dea: lol just talking about laughing at death

[4:20:15 PM] *** Brianna O'Dea removed Dave "Bad Boy" Benson from this conversation. ***

[8:38:47 PM] Bri: if it makes u feel ne better
[8:38:56 PM] Bri: all my dad's side are raging alcoholics
[8:39:03 PM] Bri: but i'm not and i drunk
[8:39:13 PM] Bri: a fuckload, smoked a fuckload and dabbled in ecstasy
[8:39:33 PM] Bri: now i have a degree, a job for the govt and a scholarship to go to spain (y)

[11:34:32 PM] Bri: god
[11:34:34 PM] Bri: the other day
[11:34:36 PM] Bri: i realised
[11:34:41 PM] Bri: tht this was the proud peacorks
[11:34:44 PM] Bri: and not cocks
[11:34:50 PM] Bri: and i finally understood
[11:34:52 PM] Bri: corks

Jake:
[9:45:17 PM] Playboyy: wow
[9:45:19 PM] Playboyy: in 15 minutes
[9:45:21 PM] Playboyy: ive gotten into
[9:45:22 PM] Playboyy: tengaged drama
[9:45:23 PM] Playboyy: :')

[9:16:55 PM] Kono: thats how you get killed
[9:16:58 PM] Playboyy: um lemon
[9:16:59 PM] Playboyy: i've been
[9:17:04 PM] Playboyy: craiglisting it up
[9:17:05 PM] Playboyy: since i was
[9:17:06 PM] Playboyy: 16
[9:17:07 PM] Playboyy: ok
[9:17:09 PM] Playboyy: and i never died
[9:17:11 PM] Kono: im not lemon
[9:17:16 PM] Playboyy: o

[11:23:38 PM] Playboyy: Halio
[11:23:39 PM] Playboyy: when the fuck
[11:23:41 PM] Playboyy: r u going to like
[11:23:44 PM] Playboyy: be black level

[11:00:45 PM] Playboyy: i just thought
[11:00:46 PM] Playboyy: that
[11:00:49 PM] Playboyy: the only time zone was
[11:00:51 PM] Playboyy: california
[11:00:56 PM] Playboyy: east coast
[11:00:59 PM] Playboyy: and hawaii

[10:13:28 PM] Playboyy: i don't talk canadian
[10:13:35 PM] Playboyy: like i felt so bad watching
[10:13:36 PM] Playboyy: bb can
[10:13:40 PM] Playboyy: cause i can't understand them

Kono:
[12:16:00 AM] Nathan/Halio: why don't you call yourself kono the enderman
[12:16:21 AM] konodgglkwn: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[12:16:26 AM] konodgglkwn: idk if anyone would get the reference
[12:16:43 AM] Nathan/Halio: who gives a shit
[12:16:50 AM] Nathan/Halio: its better than what you got now
[12:18:18 AM] Nathan/Halio: WHY DIDNT YOU JUST DO IT NORMALLY
[12:18:23 AM] Nathan/Halio: LOL
[12:18:41 AM] namrednE ehT onoK: because this is much more complicated and unnecessary

[7:35:19 PM] Kenneth: woah woah
[7:35:26 PM] Kenneth: you cant just go from everyone dying to pokemon

[6:19:20 PM] lemon: why are they talking about tourettes hunger games
[6:19:40 PM] Kenneth: because what's more important that tourettes hunger games

[4:48:18 PM] Kenneth: im channeling my inner sassy black person chez
dont try to stop me

[9:45:23 PM] Nathalio: kono
[9:45:28 PM] Nathalio: you came back to tengaged
[9:45:34 PM] Nathalio: why am I STILL not on one your blogs
[9:47:22 PM] Kenneth: because i havent even thought about that
[9:47:26 PM] Kenneth: er- i mean i hate you

[9:57:50 PM] Kenneth: if my family ever called me kono i would die inside

[1:08:41 AM] Bryan: knock knoc
[1:09:37 AM] Kenneth: who's there
[1:09:39 AM] Bryan: kk
[1:10:17 AM] Kenneth: good joke

[10:10:37 PM] Kenneth: this isnt a white christmas
[10:10:50 PM] Nathalio: no
[10:10:52 PM] Nathalio: you're here
[10:10:53 PM] Nathalio: can't be
[10:11:41 PM] Kenneth: oh my god
[10:12:01 PM] Nathalio: i'm sorry

Veg:
[3:23:17 PM] Ultra: Got to save up until I get a chicken and name him Harry

[7:44:18 PM] Vege: I'm not getting married unless I get to name my child. I'm going to hook it up with something nice
[7:44:20 PM] Vege: Like Sebastian

[1:52:40 AM] DV: Forgive me Father for I have sinned I just called a bug a little kohonavillage1. It was rude and uncalled for.

[9:40:23 PM] Vegemite: we have to gang up and chop everyones trees in ac
[9:40:36 PM] Vegemite: steal their fruit too

Jogon:
[7:18:01 PM] Jogon aka Joe: which of you hunnies is gonna do my 200th charity
[7:19:46 PM] Playboyy: (crickets)
[7:20:05 PM] Jogon aka Joe: cunts
[7:20:07 PM] Jogon aka Joe: all of you

[7:34:42 PM] Joe: Hi
[7:35:01 PM] Nathalio: hi
[7:35:35 PM] Joe: I'm driving from work
[7:36:57 PM] Nathalio: we should probably stop talking then

Puma:
[8:17:42 PM] pumaface: clean out
[8:17:43 PM] Jogon aka Joe: all it needs is u nathan ;)
[8:17:43 PM] pumaface: your
[8:17:45 PM] pumaface: eyes

[10:31:52 PM] Nathalio: I'LL BE BLACK LEVEL
[10:31:57 PM] Nathalio: and you'll still be black!
[10:32:24 PM] Kenneth: LMAOOOO
[10:32:30 PM] Kenneth: it's almost like we'll match
[10:34:18 PM] Nathalio: where'd you get the "almost" from
[10:35:41 PM] Kenneth: because you'll only be pretending
[10:35:51 PM] pumaface: get ready for davo to hit on you

Comprisedpuma: joe is so slow
Comprisedpuma: slowgon10

[10:04:55 PM] pumaface: do black girls still have pink vaginas
[10:05:00 PM] Playboyy: no
[10:05:00 PM] lemon: puma stop

Igor:
[8:55:06 PM] Ig\o/r: i got green in my bl00d

[9:10:56 PM] Nathalio: like we had to cut Tia and Kirk
[9:10:56 PM] Nathalio: and
[9:11:00 PM] Nathalio: others who I forget
[9:11:02 PM] Nathalio: oh lexi
[9:11:13 PM] Ig\o/r: never was fond of those people anyways
[9:11:25 PM] Nathalio: you don't even know Tia
[9:11:40 PM] Ig\o/r: yea but the name already pisses me off

Ig\o/r has changed the conversation topic to "Proud Peacorks - S0704 - Buttcorked"

[8:35:55 PM] Nathalio: DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST COMPARE SMOKING A CIGARETTE OUT OF A VAGINA
[8:35:57 PM] Nathalio: TO NIAGRA FALLS
[8:36:05 PM] Joe: lmao
[8:36:09 PM] Ig\o/r: pretty close tto the same thing

Kiki:
[8:39:32 PM] Mankini: maybe he liked how your penis slaps against your mic sounded
Points: 120 9 comments
History - Halio-History Sep 29, 2012
Hi, my name is Halio88. Recently (on September 2nd) it the mark of my fourth year as a member of this site.

Now, most of you probably have no clue who I am. Well, let me elaborate on that a little bit for you. I found tengaged with my friends from habbo all around the same time, people like bbdamian shayybayy jamesM willyex and quite a few more. The first game I joined I actually didn't come on for three days and will came on habbo and told me to get my butt back on the site. He ended up getting 0th overnight but whatever.

Now the point of actually writing this as a blog is because that's one really great components of tengaged. Unlike most other things on this site that change quite often (imo, often for the worse) blogging has remained about the same thing as it was when it first started.

The first game I won on this site was a fantastic one. I met my good friend hexylia. That game propelled me to believe I could actually do well on this site, which was actually true until fucking minigames came along god I suck at those. Anyways, I joined my first rookies where IamPaxton bet 40T$ on me, to this day, it is one of the most influential moments of my tengaged career. That bet scared enough people to push me to getting 9th place, because back then if you had more bets by the end you got a bit more money. After the game, I apologized to Paxton and we began a fantastic friendship.

After my dissapointing first rookies, I won another castings making some great new friends, I then decided to try rookies again. This time I was up against a lot tougher competition in the name of Rockgoddess. Lucky for me, we became good friends and decided to become allies. This was my first rookies win, and it allowed me to meet a great friend in rockgoddess.

After that win, I got two 8th places. But by that time I was also already orange level and was a contender to join stars (I KNOW ORANGE LEVEL CONTENDERS WHO KNEW!). Luckily for me, stars 5 was the stars that most of tengaged had decided to try to make the "Christmas stars" and give some noobs a chance to join, this was basically the orange levels and below. The idea worked out kind of smoothly, worked out great for me considering the fact I actually got in to stars 5. Now stars 5 is another extremely influential moment in my tengaged life considering I got third, but it wasn't just that. This game toyed with me, I didn't know what I wanted to do more, did I want to make it to the end more, or stay loyal to the "Habbo Alliance". Now, I might of lost some respect from some of my friends in that game but we all eventually came back around. That was one of my favourite games on tengaged because it was intense! I never had another game like it for a long time, and coming in third then propelled me to light green.

Now from then on, a lot of stuff happened. I met igor, abby, james(buc), chels, andychuck, kathreya, haskova, irvinicon, and so many others. Now back then, the misfits (kathreya, alisowned, haskova, irvin, etc.) and I didn't get along. We got in tons of fights and they got me evicted out of a lot of games and a few stars. Now Igor, Igor was a troll, and it was almost like he was always trying to find new ways to get banned. Class act guy. James and Abby were part of the "premade" I wanted to start called the llamaliance, we just decided to join games as friends and see what happens. Andychuck helped me through a lot of problems in one rookies game and I strongly related to him, and chels, well chels and I became best friends for the time.

This is where I start to forget about what happened, because, besides making new friends (cosgrove and kathreya are the main ones) nothing really special happened between then and this part. I joined games with them, cosgrove and I yelled at eachother a lot, kathreya pondered why I was popular at one point. Not a lot happened in this timeframe.

Yeah but after that I met Lemon5029 and Morebeastthanyou and by god the three of us were honestly like the three fucking stooges. All we would do would go on skype, have a call, and try to figure out different ways to cause havoc or hack things. One time Lemon changed his avatar to three of us poking our heads in and his avatar was gone. I then asked just for my head, and I created the "Halio88 Peeking in" design! It made auctions and is a fucking great design! Beast also claims to have bought me an "Off the Hezze" shirt but I don't believe him whatsoever.

Then, the best moment of my tengaged career, somehow, I can't remember it specifically, I met sarah summerlilly. This girl, was hands down the reason I stayed on for as long as I did. The best part of it is, meeting sarah and ali alykat started the end of my tengaged life. I was starting to finish with it and I can honestly say that I would of rather ended it on no others terms.

and then you know years later I came back and reconnected with some friends, and made some new friends ( jogon, konohavillage1, puma, nicolette) and we made the proud peacorks and I also got black level (YAY ONLY TOOK U 12 YEARS NATHAN Sent by Radiohead May 11, 2013)

Now that my history is all cleared up. I'm just going to put some more stuff down below...

Some important people not mentioned above: blakeisback bengalboy nerdybones phanne abrogate cheznahuf aquamarine icyhot zacharyy

Highest Rank: 194th

Favourite Games: 1. http://www.tengaged.com/game/12624
                 2. http://www.tengaged.com/game/8717
                 3. http://www.tengaged.com/game/7669
                 4. http://www.tengaged.com/game/7558
                 5. http://www.tengaged.com/game/152091

Least Favourite Games: 1. http://www.tengaged.com/game/72466
                       2. http://www.tengaged.com/game/9000
                       3. http://www.tengaged.com/game/7734
                       4. http://www.tengaged.com/game/8122
                       5. http://www.tengaged.com/game/7585

Favourite Blog Ever: http://www.tengaged.com/blog/BengalBoy/124798/halio

Favourite Premade Ever: phUN

Favourite Design: http://www.tengaged.com/design/auction-748

"Halio88 - when did you get so damn popular?"
- Kathreya

"If you happen to ever be playing a game with Chels05, Clayton, Halio88 and 2cool4school. WATCH YOUR BACK! They may seem retarded, self-centered, boring and intellectually harmless individuals. But don't be fooled! They randomly neg you and ruin a perfectly good game!"
- Nicolette

HALIO88
Best known for: Picking fights with EVERYBODY, having a very short fuse, being one of the most revengeful Jury members ever! Being voted most annoying player and player that needs a bag over his face.
Will he attack the producers again? Who will be his favorite victim this season?
- Nerdybones

"All you did was add a bus."

"All it takes sometimes is a bus."
- LaQuawnda

Halio- OMFG u have been on this site forever. WHEN I FIRST JOINED.. I REMEMBER I KINDA LOOKED UP TO YOU..just sayin LOLOLOL. i remember seeing you in stars alot when i was first on here, and so i thoguth u were like, this hella famous guy even though u generaly got evicted early. I think we have played only 1 game on my entire time here unfortunately :S this should change. you r a cool cat ;]
- MerPear
Points: 65 6 comments
History - Minsikid Jul 18, 2010
is sooo overated now.
Points: 51 2 comments
History - LaQuawnda Jun 16, 2010
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/LaQuawnda/514440/rantrantrant
Adding a bus gets more plusses?! Okay.
Points: 10 2 comments
History - Hackers Apr 12, 2010
Remember when Walters hacked punx and enrolled him in stars and then he was a complete douche to everybody and was freaking out because he didnt get red level?
I DO LOLOLOL.
-Nathan
Points: 83 15 comments