1 - WTF?! THIS is driving? Now I really wanna go to driver school...
2 - That poor car, I must have hit it like a thousand times!
3 - Shit, it's blocked
4 - Thanks for unblocking my car, but you could be a little more polite there, mister!
5 - Oh my god, there was a mother and a child in that car, I officially hit 67% of a family...
6 - Wait, I think I know this guy, let me bump into him to see better..
7 - Traffic jam huh, yeah, this IS driving
8 - It's over already?!
1 - You search for a job
2 - You get a job
3 - You get a paycheck
4 - With the paycheck, you buy a fancy phone
5 - A new trendy game comes out for your phone (*cough* Pokemon go!)
6 - You dedicate your whole life to the game
7 - You Lose your job
8 - The game is no longer trendy
9 - You search for a job
I got listening to Fedde LeGrand's Radioshow. So the guy puts a remix for an 80's song, and then volumes it down to say the DJMAG election is open, and asks us to vote for him... When he puts the sound back up the first sentence heard is "Relax, don't do it!"
