I am so so excited to get first place!!! I was so sad about doing so horrible in my last casting game and before that my first Rookies game was a joke. I really had no hope of doing very well in my second Rookies game. I made some really great friends in there though and I am so happy that u guys helped me! Notice my BEAUTIFUL lite green flag thingy! Most of all I'm so happy for the people who bet on me. I hope I made you a little T$!!! Last but not least I'd like to thank God for making me so wonderful and all the little people ... and also my MOM!
I am so excited. I am the HOH on day 6 of my 2nd ever rookies game!!! Of course everyone in my game has gone to bed for the night so I thought I would write to EVERYONE so i can get an answer. I just have a small quesion. What happens if one of the people I nom are evicted? Does the algo decide who my second nom is instead? If that happens can I be the one nommed at all?
In case anyone in tengaged was thinking about how nice it would be to grow up and be a mommy and/or a wife I thought I would give you a list of events that have happened in my home the past week. After reading this you will understand the title to this blog.
1. cooking oil sprayed on the kitchen floor
(I found this out when I walked into the kitchen with only socks on and fell on my ASS)
2. getting up at 4 am to shove through crowds to buy half price toys
(Someone got killed doing this. I came home and counted my blessings!)
3. babysitters that find and show ur children Christmas gifts
(yes the same gifts that u shopped for at 4am)
4. children who find those gifts (again) and open them
5. expensive lotion squirted down the laundry chute
(why is it always the expensive kind? why not the cheap stuff)
6. husbands who do u "favors" by deleting all of ur email
I have been living with a secret. I'm so ashamed. I can not handle the pressure any longer.
I am 29. I am an old lady. I am married and I have two kids and a house and two cars. The worst part of this is that even though I am the OLDEST person on this website ... I LOVE IT!
A young man named John received a parrot as A gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John
tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
onlypolite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of
to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the
bird and put himin the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked
and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not A Peep,washeard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to The freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
