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I really AM a Bad Mom!

Aug 17, 2009 by Genevere
As I write this I am on skype with Chrissy and I have yelled and threatened my kids lives at least three times. I am not sure if they drank some funky kool-aid or what but I will pay someone to take them off of my hands.
 

I'm getting ahead of myself.
 

Earlier in the day we had a friend over. At my house there is a strict rule about not being in the front yard. We live on a main street and I am scared that one day they will be hit by a car. We have a big backyard with lots of things to do and woods to explore. They were playing nicely so I set about to get my chores done for the day. I noticed as I walked by the windows that they weren't in the yard so I went looking. I found them in the driveway riding their bikes down to the very edge of the street while their friend sprayed them with the hose! No only that but they had gotten into the bag of soda cans (meant for recycling) and were crushing them. Of course they never made it back into the bag so they were EVERYWHERE!
 

I (very calmly I might add) put all of them in time out and then sentenced them all to hard labor of cleaning their rooms. There was crying, blaming, threats of running away etc. Needless to say the mess in the yard didn't get cleaned up right away.
 

A couple of hours later there is a knock at the door. I immediately remember the huge mess in the yard. Quite embarrassed, I opened the door to ... a Police Officer!
 

"Can you step outside Maam
 

"Of course."
 

"I received a complaint about your children playing in the road"
 

"Yes I realized this they were sentenced to hard labor"
 

"You know there is a lot of traffic on this road Maam." Pulls out pad and a pen "What did you say your name is?"
 

At this point I am hoping to be struck by lightening
 

"Are the kids here?"
 

"Yes, let me get them."
 

He lectured all of them and basically scared the shit out of my kids! My daughter looking up at him in awe said:
 

"How did you know we were being bad?"
 

"Well one of the people driving by called me"
 

There's no way out of this. We have to move out of the neighborhood now. Maybe to a different state.

Comments

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Sent by Lesbian,Aug 17, 2009
Awww sympathy <333
Sent by mahogany,Aug 17, 2009
awww I can babysit
Sent by Clayton,Aug 17, 2009
:( That is horrible, Im sorry genny.
Sent by Snake,Aug 17, 2009
Your not a bad mum. :(
+5
Sent by Nixx,Aug 17, 2009
lol
Sent by phanne,Aug 17, 2009
Oh gosh, you're not a bad mom for that at all! Shit happens.
Sent by mcole629,Aug 17, 2009
Oh man that stinks as a parent of two (young ones) they can be a handful they are both under three.  My advice is maybe having them spend a weekend with grandma and lwt it be just  you for two days? I do that and it works wonders :) good luck :).
Sent by Cisco8709,Aug 17, 2009
:(
Sent by smi9127,Aug 17, 2009
lol....lol.
Sent by cheznahuf,Aug 17, 2009
:S
Sent by supergoten,Aug 17, 2009
:(
me and a bunch of mi friends got pulled over cuz we were walking to dunkin donuts on a main road and one of us threw sticks at a car LMAO
Sent by tommyg,Aug 17, 2009
Why would you tell everybody how poor of a parent you are when everybody already says you're a bad mom.

It almost seems like you're almost proud that you can't discipline your children by further fueling the fire.
Sent by HeyItsDerek,Aug 17, 2009
awwwww <3
Sent by piscesgirl,Aug 17, 2009
awww :( poor ginny
plussed :)
plz pluss and comment mine:
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Sent by Becky96,Aug 17, 2009
*sigh* Sorry, but can you tell me if this is a good design or not? Because I am getting negged and I want to know why...

http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-6125/implants-p
Sent by konohavillage1,Aug 17, 2009
a bit unnecessary for the officer to point out you live on a main road, and quite honestly non of his business i feel
Sent by rhyss,Aug 18, 2009
^agreed
Sent by Msbd23,Aug 18, 2009
just don't come to new york.
Sent by tennisallstar94,Aug 18, 2009
come to uk!
Sent by BengalBoy,Aug 18, 2009
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLOLLOLOL
Sent by Walters,Aug 18, 2009
come to TN
Sent by palkia1992,Aug 18, 2009
come to OH LOL
Sent by p0tt34,Aug 18, 2009
<3
Sent by Chris99x,Aug 18, 2009
lol. Nah if your neighborhood is like mine you don't know which house the kids even belong to.
Sent by TexasLiberal,Aug 18, 2009

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