A Noob's Guide to Tengaged

Jun 25, 2014 by Dippedi

And now, a Noob's Guide to Tengaged!

*Dippedi Noobinson is shown sitting at a computer on an armchair with tea.*

Oh, hello random noob who clicked on my blog. I didn't see you there. I'm Dippedi Noobinson, and welcome to... a Noob's Guide to Tengaged!

Firstly, let's get onto games! Enroll in fastings or castings! Tell them that you're gay! Then say that if they vote you out, they're homophobic!

'+0 points n00b 0 min ago
haha itz my first game. im gay so if u vote fr me ur homerfobic lolol'

If you get evicted, make a hate blog!

'u homerfobes
Jun 25, 2014 by n00b
omg your so homerfobic fur evictinq me ull pay for staying loyal to ur alliuns haha im comin
15 votes, -134 points

If that strategy doesn't work, then make alliances!

+0 points from me to pr0 0 min ago
maek an alliuns wiv me pls pls pls

If they air your chatzy, say...

+0 points n00b 0 min ago
omgee sum1s protending 2 be me

And if you get into the final three, threaten the algo! Because people ALWAYS do that and it works!

+0 points n00b 0 min ago
algo fukin make me win or I will mess u up

And that's all! I'm Dippedi Noobinson, and that's the end of a guide to Tengaged!

#casting

#rookies

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