ATTENTION ALL TENGAGED
Oct 28, 2017
- If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this blog is going to be a rough fucking ride.
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this website, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time blogs and general social interactions in stars, rookies, and hunger games. I've been getting PMs on PMs about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Blue, I've been having so much fun with my friends on Tengaged this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you in a frooks to do it myself.
I do not give a flying fuck, and Tengaged does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your T-friends. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to T-Friends and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about me joining stars and winning, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not users outside your frat. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE OTHER BORING FRATS. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SOPHROSYNE IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU IF YOU FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, YOU FUCKING SUCK SO FAR.
This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SOPHROSYNE USERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If k4r4k openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Jenzie over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.
"But Blue!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this blog, "I've been making top 4 in frooks, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT CASTINGS TOO. I've not only gotten PMs about people being fucking WEIRD in castings (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten PMs about people actually giving up keys to other people from other frats. The opposing. Fucking. FRATS. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU PLAY FOR OUR GODDAMN FRAT AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A CASTINGS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think joining a charity is going to make others happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OTHER USERS I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that right out of a frooks, and I don't give a fuck. ENJOY YOUR 13TH, BITCH.
"Ohhh Blue, I'm now crying because your blog has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this blog applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:
DO NOT JOIN STARS
I'm not fucking kidding. Don't join. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this blog and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR for my frat and this website. I would rather have 40 friends that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking joib unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our frat. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner in next week's star, I will tell you to leave. I'm not even kidding. Try me.
And for those of you who are offended at this blog, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.
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