literally all of my close girlfriends are pregnant and for some reason it's "frowned upon" to take your unborn baby line dancing, so who's gonna come to the country bar with me?
oh heyyyyyyyyy markuskaus I know you've got a cowboy hat < 3333
LOL MISSimogen me when I had to google "hmu" and let me tell you I was not prepared for "Hold My Unicorn" and I almost believed it. Then the next result said "hook/hit me up"
honestly though Imma stick with Hold My Unicorn. So when we go line dancing, and I want to hold my beer instead of my unicorn, I'll be all, hey MISSimogen, HMU please
