Stars 499 has begun. While some see it as entertainment, some see it as a disaster. This thanks to a cast of unparalleled incompetence and strategic failures. Like it or not, fair or not, it’s happening and these said disappointed users, will have to get over it, much like they got over Petro ’s recent victory.
The first person the public noticed was OutRAGE, simply because they were seated next to Thirteen, the most outspoken and politically incorrect participant, known for his satanic ideals and death threats to his enemies, a message which resonated with the Tengaged public and previously won him the game.
Seated nearby is Pimple, who, much like mine, is the most recognizable flaw in the Stars House thus-far. But rest assured, Eoin was recently spotted healing the sick and restoring sight to the blind, an action to which the Tengaged public immediately resisted, because it violates the separation of church and site.
Fortunately for us, the game is already afoot and tension is at a high. ryanr36 was seen sobbing in the Diary Room, after coming to grips with the fact that actual women would be residing in the house. The vaginas won't faze Schmooboy though, who can handle anything because he's Schmooboy, and is on record saying "Look at me, I'm Schmooboy. I can rub my head and scratch my back. I'm Schmooboy, look at me!"
Sitting next to the legend are two names that, when recognized as a sentence, forms an accurate statement with an obnoxious typo. But unkown doesn't have to define RoseMaria, because scooby0000 has been rumored to want Rose as his puffle. A thought which will bite him in the blubber, when she launches herself out of a cannon into his backdoor, a term that might just sum up his exit this week.
jhoffheat will sadly fall flat, because he will spend the entirety of his time giggling with iTy990 as they switch accounts between each other out of their rebellious nature and resistance to social norms such as abstinence before two accounts.
Those regretting their decisions might include MikeRORO. I've made out that his initials could stand for the (Real Obvious Reality Of) his chances of success being next to Rockhopper's knowledge of diplomacy. Another could be Stars375Winner after realizing he came 868 days late, and even evildoer666 who wanted his name to startle the houseguests, but will never stand a chance against the Illustrious Thirteen.
Finally there is konohavillage1. A tour guide of sorts that will guide users such as Lazeric to the finish after accepting this new user's rapid Skype calls of desperation, distributed in a fashion much like his spamming of designs.
There are my two coins for what they are worth, but what do I know? I may blog the history, but you all make it.
