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AceBrizzle

AceBrizzle's blog

  1. SUPERBOWL PICKS
  2. favorite nfl team
  3. check out this video that has nothing to do with..
  4. plus this and ill plus yours....
  5. who do you think is going to be evicted this week?
  6. HUNG LIKE A HORSE
  7. futurama quotes
  8. urban dictionary doesnt lie
  9. AMANDA'S A BURNT SKITTLE.....
  10. A TALL MIDGET!!
  11. theres something wrong with tengaged....
  12. my 50th game
  13. ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!
  14. water?
  15. MAKE SURE TO WEAR PINK FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS..
  16. Favorite nfl team?
  17. What Should My Blog Be?
  18. HITMEN :-)
  19. greatest game ever
  20. QUACK QUACK QUACK!
  21. yo
  22. my first win..... :-)
  23. first design
  24. Help me help you
  25. If anyone missed the funny story
  26. great story for everyone
  27. noob is a funny word
  28. last game for a while... unless i can be convinced..
  29. weird story
  30. my first casting

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futurama quotes Aug 11, 2013
there was a marathon on so yeah... haha

Bender: What do you mean "we", flesh-tube?
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[Futurama in-show commercials]
TV Announcer: Planet Express - Our crew is replaceable, your package isn't.
TV Announcer: Futurama is brought to you by: Glagnar's Human Rinds - It's a buncha, muncha, cruncha... human.
[crunch]
TV Announcer: Lightspeed Briefs - Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.
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Bender Bending Rodriguez: [in the year 3000] To the flying machine!
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[repeated line]
Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray!
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Bender: But going through a divorce together, you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together.
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[repeated line]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good news everyone!
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Bender: Lies, lies and slander!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Sweet zombie Jesus!
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[repeated line]
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
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[repeated line]
Bender: Neat!
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Hermes Conrad: I'm more hungry than a green snake in a sugar cane field!
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Captain Zapp Brannigan: [about the space ship Titanic] I am gonna fly her brains out.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No! I was about to close the deal!
Fry: Bender! They had a backwards time machine!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [about Hermes' grandmother] Your granny can go to hell!
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Fry: [after waking up from a dream] What a weird dream! I'll never get back to sleep...
[Fry goes back to sleep and snores]
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Turanga Leela: So long, jerkwads!
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Turanga Leela: Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.

hope you guys find these funny
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urban dictionary doesnt lie Aug 10, 2013
SENSE MY NAME IS BRIAN.... HERES THE DEFINITION VIA URBAN DICTIONARY....       

The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.

makingallfall2
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AMANDA'S A BURNT SKITTLE..... Aug 7, 2013
THAT BIZ HAS GOT TO GO...... SHES CRAMPING EVERYONES STYLE...... LMFAO
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A TALL MIDGET!! Aug 3, 2013
imageSoooooo is there ever going to be a pandoras box on this season.... i bet you are as excited as i am about that appearing in one of these episodes.....
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theres something wrong with tengaged.... Jul 31, 2013
how can i get 5 povs and be active the whole game and get third and the person who wasnt active like the whole time and comes back at the end and mind you only gets one pov gets first............. doesnt make any sense.... this was in a fasting btw...............
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my 50th game Jul 25, 2013
imagewell it took me forever because well i am a busy man haha, but i have completed 50 games now and finish top 3 in the 50th. thank you skyler1822 and @caitlinrose you were both great and all the people who have helped me on the way aimers Ethan000 Dara4ever ohheyitsjake TheSexiestDude990 fun_snoofle makingallfall2 yoshi9999 TMac_Elite and we cant forget kpelletier09   you guys are great hope to work with you guys again soon.. :-)
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