Bender: What do you mean "we", flesh-tube?
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[Futurama in-show commercials]
TV Announcer: Planet Express - Our crew is replaceable, your package isn't.
TV Announcer: Futurama is brought to you by: Glagnar's Human Rinds - It's a buncha, muncha, cruncha... human.
[crunch]
TV Announcer: Lightspeed Briefs - Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.
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Bender Bending Rodriguez: [in the year 3000] To the flying machine!
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[repeated line]
Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray!
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Bender: But going through a divorce together, you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together.
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[repeated line]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good news everyone!
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Bender: Lies, lies and slander!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Sweet zombie Jesus!
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[repeated line]
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
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[repeated line]
Bender: Neat!
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Hermes Conrad: I'm more hungry than a green snake in a sugar cane field!
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Captain Zapp Brannigan: [about the space ship Titanic] I am gonna fly her brains out.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No! I was about to close the deal!
Fry: Bender! They had a backwards time machine!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [about Hermes' grandmother] Your granny can go to hell!
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Fry: [after waking up from a dream] What a weird dream! I'll never get back to sleep...
[Fry goes back to sleep and snores]
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Turanga Leela: So long, jerkwads!
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Turanga Leela: Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.
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