It is Mastropola’s Birthday, also known as the ONLY governmentally recognized national holiday. June 7th is already here again, ladies!
If you’ve been living under a rock for the past 5 years, you may not know who Anthony Mastropola is, or his drag persona, Sydney Cera. Sydney serves us #InternetFish and flirts with men while claiming to be straight, it’s really iconic. Myself and a few others came together to write this beautiful blog for him. We love you, mama.
SashaBaby2010 - Sydney, you are easily one of my favorite persons on this site. I don't think I have ever gotten mad at you for more than 5 minutes. You are so much fun & your blogs are my favorites to read. You are always nice to talk to & fun to play games with. Thanks for being such a great person & I hope you have a wonderful 17th birthday. #BearsRoomForLife <3 Boo Bear
KingGeek - happy birthday to the fierce pola bear, officer cera, aloportsam! you're officially 17! you and i have been good friends since my early months on the website and glad we've still maintained that good relationship – even talking more to each other then we usually would! you're honestly so fierce and just simply sydney, y'know? i hope your day is filled with lots of excitement, joy and that special chanei love! save me a slice of that chocolate peanut butter cake btw ;)
ItsAustin - HEY ITS YA GIRL MS PLAYS BOTH SIDES I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUN BIRTHDAY BUT MAKE SURE TO CHECK YA BLOOD LEVELS FROM ALL THAT CAKE YOU EAT <3 <3
Cyrus - well well polabear here we are. it's ya big 17! i don't know if it'll get any better from here on out (unless you die) but all jokes (and seriousness) aside, ya a queen who hasn't harassed me! thx my gal. i hope ur 17th is filled with many show stopping and crowd shocking moments!
xo kazakhstandra
Halloween - Well well well Anthony, it is ur birthday and thats cool and all now and im not going to call u Sydney anyway these blogs are dumb after doing them for like 11 years so im just going to say hb and bye k
Jkjkjk15 - Hmmm Mastropola, we went from you begging for my nudes to make me uncomfortable to developing an actual friendship. You're one of a couple widows to always have my back, so I appreciate that. Happy birthday!
Bigdizzleyomama - sydney cera pola bear anthony 548546886945 over 52 vanessa sydney cyanide you are one of my best friends and i hope even though we dont talk as much lately that you remember that because you are always there for me and i will always be there for you. AND STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR BLOOD
Kelly0412 - oh mastro, our friendship is complicated but ive always considered you a ( girl) friend, and when your gone its just not the same and honestly heres to never growing up and staying young forever so you just have to keep holding on and slay your young years and also sk8er boi
BritishRomeo17 - He’s trying to avoid Ebola
Happy birthday Mastropola!
You are so funny and you created such a good spotify playlist which i stole songs from for my playlist, so thank you for that. You really are a treueueueuueueue friend no matter how many times we argue.
Ribbons - Happy birthday mummy Sydney cyanide cera :3. Hope u get lots of cummies from daddies & lots of huggles from Scooter ^0^. As real girls, we defy stereotypes of being girl gamers on roblox.com. We are pro & totally excellent/sexy at being girls and very kawaii ru. I hope your birthday is an extra special day filled with bread & candy... mmmmmmm NOMNOM! >O<.
Zachbbs - Mastro, ily, you’re a good pal, when are you coming out as transgender?
Tyboy618 - Sydney Cera is a fucking whore. Welcome to your tape.
Happy birthday bitch! Hope your day is filled with Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, 90s bops and more!
Love you bitch!
C_Shizz96 - DID I HEAR THAT CORRECTLY? SYDNEY'S MOVING UP IN THE WORLD? HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROOMIE! SLAY THE TYPICAL MEN MORE THAN EVER FOR ME. ENJOY IT.
Mitchkid64 - Grats on your 17th Alo, keep fooling boys on omegle
Mathboy9 - Anthony!! I miss you... you are such an icon and a hilarious person. Happy 17th birthday king!
Brandt69 - Happy birthday to the most iconic legend ms sydney cera! We have gotten to be very close friends this year and its been awesome because ive gotten to learn the ways of manipulation and now and now apply them to my every day life! Keep being the person you are hun because lets be real, no one is better than you! Happy birthday:)
NotNicky333 - happy birthday go drink more insulin bitch
Mrcool - Hi Anthony, happy birthday. I'm so glad I meet you in my virtual life because you're actually pretty fun to play survivor auto roblox and your skype games are actually fun compare to others. I hope you have a great birthday and just a daily reminder that Avril Lavinge is dead and the only good Survivor Kell(e)ys are Goldsmith and Czarnecki.
Eoin - Happy birthday to my on/off online lover. We don’t talk anymore and it’s my fault but now that you’re legal we can! Happy birthday mastro!
Tpidude73 - Wow can u believe it's been almost a year since we started dating :o I can't wait until our university to stab u multiple times with various accessories xd
Chibideidara - Happy 17th Birthday Anthony! We've known each other for awhile, since like 2013 and you've always been extremely cool. We dont talk as much as we should mostly because we have different friend groups and i dont really pm people outside from talking in chats, but i always have a blast when i get that expected PM when i join stars. Make sure to have a good day, bye!
Boots22 - Anthony, we don't really speak too much anymore these days on tengaged, but I know the odd time we have reconnected with each other on roblox. Anyways, you're a true friend and glad to be able to know someone like you. Happy birthday, and have a good one
KawaiiSenpai -hi mastro mrs kell. remember the time we catfished the daddy on omegle and you came out to him as bi (: that was a good week. Happy bday
Masonx - happy bday mastrapala i enjoy dragging the men of tengaged / survivor / big brother with you and bopping to jams on binb.
Judi - I think mastro is a disgusting waste of space whale who is using up the diabetic resources of the world and causing global warming, I do not like him, I tolerate him, I know deep down he is a tranny and I hope when he blows out the candles on his birthday brownie he finally figures out his true self
Mastro, we’ve known each other for too long now, and you only serve to annoy me more every day. <3 I’m the only one who sees through your bullshit at times, but that’s okay, because your bullshit isn’t your fault. Being diabetic is hard, bitch! I’m always in your corner and on the corner so I can make that cash dollars to pay for your expensive-ass insurance, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. I don’t have to draw this out very long, because by this point we’ve been there and done that, and you know that I find you to be the most hilarious enigma that I’ll probably never really end up cracking. Keep it real, electric eel. See you in Egg Hunt 2018: No More Egg Puns.
Yes, this is a big deal.
No, nobody is as iconic or as feminine as Sydney Cera.
[12/5/2016 5:31:23 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: lets hear a mastropola character analysis
[12/5/2016 5:31:41 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: hmm @ author
[12/5/2016 5:31:49 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: me when I said
[12/5/2016 5:31:50 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: jk rowling
[12/5/2016 5:31:53 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and then I didnt
[12/5/2016 5:31:56 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and swapped
[12/5/2016 5:32:05 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: mastropola character analysis: randomly has breakdowns but never achieves development
[12/5/2016 5:32:22 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: ur story arc is just constantly going
[12/5/2016 5:32:24 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: further downward
[12/5/2016 5:32:28 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: forever
[12/5/2016 5:32:35 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: anti-hero honestly
[12/5/2016 5:32:38 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: LMFAO
[12/5/2016 5:32:44 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: am I the villain
[12/5/2016 5:32:53 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: LOL
[12/5/2016 5:32:54 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: no
[12/5/2016 5:32:59 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: explain?
[12/5/2016 5:33:03 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: ?
[12/5/2016 5:33:11 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: "anti hero"
[12/5/2016 5:33:14 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: "not villain"
[12/5/2016 5:33:17 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: ur still sympathetic and I'm ur like confidant-esque character
[12/5/2016 5:33:23 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: and ur generally a good person
[12/5/2016 5:33:26 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: but ur almost always
[12/5/2016 5:33:27 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: problematic
[12/5/2016 5:33:31 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: about trying to be a good person
[12/5/2016 5:33:42 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: if this is ssurvivor ur a villain
[12/5/2016 5:33:44 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: WHERE IS THE LIE
[12/5/2016 5:33:58 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: being a good person is so hard
[12/5/2016 5:34:02 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: i know
[12/5/2016 5:34:08 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: i hate having to interact with people
[12/5/2016 5:34:08 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: like no1 ever taught me
[12/5/2016 5:34:11 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: so I taught myself
[12/5/2016 5:37:59 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: the problem
[12/5/2016 5:38:08 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: is I see myself as both
[12/5/2016 5:38:14 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: sneaky villain legend
[12/5/2016 5:38:28 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: & on the bottom fighting hero
[12/5/2016 5:38:29 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: halp
[12/5/2016 5:38:31 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: mm
[12/5/2016 5:38:35 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: but u don't have
[12/5/2016 5:38:37 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: ANY legacy
[12/5/2016 5:38:52 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: Looks @ Sydney
[12/5/2016 5:38:54 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: hmm
[12/5/2016 5:38:56 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: that's not
[12/5/2016 5:38:57 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: not wrong
[12/5/2016 5:38:58 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: hmm
[12/5/2016 5:39:03 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: I guess Sydney makes you kind of
[12/5/2016 5:39:06 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: villainous
[12/5/2016 5:39:11 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: Sydney= villain
[12/5/2016 5:39:15 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: Anthony= anti-hero
[12/5/2016 5:39:18 PM] british indigo how could you even speak: that's my diagnosis
