theres all sorts round from where im from. u get crackheads, alcoholics, illegal immigrants, hiv monsters, thugs, prostitutes, black gangs, white gangs, tearway teens, pit bulls, thiefs and big flabby asbo mummys like me. were all pretty much unemployed and we all luv to grafiti and smash a window and set things on fire from time to time but we're all a community. i like to think of meself and the mummy bear of the estate. we all lend each other money round ere cus we dont trust the banks. we stick together on this estate, we stick together all of us :)
and then another 10 after that. then even more if i can. then when the doc tells me to stop havin kids ima get one of them sperm doner thingys and have another 12 and then even more until i want to stop havin then which will be when im 6 foot under. i will continue havin babies and getting more and more benefits and if any of yous lot have a problem wiv that then u can kiss my fat saggy Grimsby made backside
chelsea got offered a place at a college doin a hair and beauty level 1 course :) always knew she'd be the brains of our family, nd who said us lot were unsucessful eh? were gonna hav a chippy tea tonight to celebrate
shes making out like im a redneck cus i shagged my cousin the absolute tart lmfaoo, i don't even live in texas so she shd proper get her facts together before stirrin the pot like a mixer