so our xmas dinner went tits up cus i dropped the turkey in the bath and accidently burnt all the other shit like the potatoes n veg cus i were watchin jeremy Kyle cristmas special n proper forgot that i was cookin stuff in the oven so we ended up havin to eat some asda chicken nuggets that had proper gone past their sell by date lol but o well shit happens n we just stuffed ourselfs wiv chocolate for the rest of the day
