Hello, my name is Terms & Conditions
I hate when you're about to sneeze and it just goes away like where are you going.. come back, i was ready i was like *retarded face* im gonna sneeze
I hate when people say the best things in life are free, ARE ZEBRA'S FREE?! HUH NO THERE NOT. Can you even buy a zebra? ZEBRA'S ARE THE BEST!!
When im sad i cut myself....A PIECE OF CAKE BITCH
I stepped on a cornflake, now i am officially a cereal killer
Tickle my toes and call me slappy
(I hope you said that in an English accent)
You make me jiggle, right down the middle (;
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants ;)
I laugh at my mistakes, excuse me while i laugh in your face xD
Stop waving your banana in my face i dont even want it....whoop just kidding, i got it! Wholololololop
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yeap that’s how you wash a cup :'D