Everyone has rankings on Survivor and people they like on Tengaged, but what about the unlucky fellows who took the fall too hard on here and left with a big bang (Literally!)?
Well, I'm here to solve that, and to rank the Top 10 Porno Lovers who decided to leave Tengaged with a gift to ensure they would never be able to come back.
Here at numero ocho, we have...
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semajdude/#semajdude911
Yes, the infamous James, the number one cum exporter in all of the Eastern seaboard.
You may be asking, why the fuck is he so low? He's a great man, especially with that 7.6 incher.
Well, to be completely honest, James' exit off this site was HORRIFIC. He felt used, abused, and abandoned, and decided to go out in the most trashy way possible.
Yet the bannable content was not even GOOD. It was a blemish to our eyes, too weak, too subtle, too KID-FRIENDLY. We need more meat, juicy, beautiful meat, and his porn was as good as Olympia's poems on his razor teeth vagina.
So yeah. There ya go.
Obscurity
Sihz
ILoveSleep
Elbrow
Olympia
