Here is a one act play that I also wrote for my creative writing class. I was very surprised that my creative writing teacher liked this play so much as well as the class. She was laughing hysterically when a couple people performed this play in class. I hope that Tengaged_Moderation doesn't shut this or my account down because it does involve drugs. Enjoy and let me know what you think.
The Trippy Adventure of Pete and Nick
(Centers on Pete and Nick driving in a car using a vaporizer)
Pete: Hey dude! You have to try this dank stash of pot I bought at the medical marijuana store!
Nick: Oh cool! What type of strain did you buy?
Pete: It’s called Space OG. Just take two hits and you’ll be feeling like you are in another world!
Nick: Alright man, I’m down!
(Nick plays some Pink Floyd songs on his iPhone and takes out some munchies to increase the high and to take care of the munchie cravings)
(A few minutes later)
(Both Pete and Nick are freaking out but also having a fun time)
Nick: Woah! What is going on maan? This stuff is tripping me out!
Pete: It’s not just you Nick, I’m tripping balls too.
Nick: Is it just me or are we floating in the air in your car?
Pete: I am seeing the same thing lol
Nick: Let’s jump out of the car
Pete What!? Why would we jump out of the car? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard mang
Nick: Sorry maan I’m just too stoned to make decisions
Pete: Whatever man, let’s stay in the car
(Car floats up into space)
Nick: Dude, this is the craziest strain I’ve ever tried! Are you sure this is weed and not acid?
Pete: I’m sure of it man, the dealer at the medical marijuana store told me that this is some high potency stuff
(They reach space and are amazed by what they see)
Nick: This is trippy and amazingas fuck!
Pete: Yeah dude it is!
Nick: I think I can see the moon, Jupiter, and mars
Pete: The moon looks so bright and shiny! I just wanna lick it up like a lollipop, if you know what I mean.
Nick: HOT GAYY!!
Nick: R u playing music?
Pete: No man, I’m not why?
Nick: Cause I think I can hear some Coldplay songs
Pete: Oh yeah maan! This is amazing!!!
(A few moments later and their car is taking control)
Nick: Hey Pete, I think your car is taking control of us!
Pete: You’re right dude, it is!
Nick: Your car is driving us so fast!
Pete and Nick: AAGGHHH
(They arrive on Mars)
Nick: Ughh something smells like rat piss and dust combined. It makes me feel like I wanna puke!
Pete: Eww something smells like shit and an old dirty hag!
(Pete and Nick get out of car)
Nick: Duude, I can barely see anything maan!
Pete: This looks really hazy like the time I smoked a whole pound of medical marijuana. I paid $100 for that ganja and my whole room looked very hazy.
Pete: It also looks very orange too.
(A tiny figure shows up in the haze and freaks out both Nick and Pete)
Nick: Woah mang! Do u see that?!
Pete: What?
Nick: Look straight ahead..
Here is another short story that I wrote for my creative writing class last year. I decided yo write a children's story in that class because I had been writing a bunch of stories about drugs.
The Adventure of Larry the Squirrel and the Search for The Nut Man
In a land very far away, too far lives a squirrel. This squirrel is named Larry and he is no ordinary squirrel. Larry is a leader of his town called, “Little Squirrel Town”. His job is to supply all of the acorns to the community. Everything was going great for the community, with a surplus supply of acorns. But a few months later, there was a big decrease in the acorn supply. Even though, they were supposed to be in season, there were almost no acorns to be eaten. The fellow squirrels in, “Little Squirrel Town” were becoming restless and in hunger. All of the squirrels were living in poverty, and Larry knew he had to do something so the squirrels could live easier and have healthier lives.
So, Larry decided to try and talk to The Nut Man. The Nut Man is the go-to guy to buy acorns and other nut products. The Nut Man is the only human being that Larry has contact with. The Nut Man is tall in stature, and is a very generous man. But, his generosity comes with a price. Buying the acorns is pricy, but is all very high qualities and quantities. Larry was on his way to meet the Man, and when Larry arrived to the greeting place, The Nut Man was not there. Larry was worried and got anxious, so he went on a trek to find The Nut Man. On the trek to find The Nut Man, Larry the Squirrel checked with a wide variety of the community members. Unfortunately, none of the members had seen The Nut Man in the past few weeks. Some of the members heard rumors that he died, and others heard that he was arrested.
Larry the squirrel was going to give up, thinking that he wouldn’t be able to find The Nut Man. But, Larry knew that he needed his community to be healthy and not hungry. So, he did whatever he could to find The Nut Man. He continued his trek, scurrying in the parks and in the forests. Larry found clues that could bring him to The Nut Man, which he wasn’t expecting. Some of the clues that he found were directions to different streets and towns. So, Larry decided to head over to the different streets and towns. The first street was Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica. As he was scurrying down the promenade, two blue jays flew up to him. They explained that they knew who Larry was from hearing rumors about his sad story, and the lost Nut Man. The blue jays told Larry that they had some clues to where The Nut Man is, but wouldn’t tell him the location of him is. But, the blue jays did tell him that The Nut Man was still alive.
The clues that the blue jays gave to Larry the Squirrel, were to walk all the way to Los Angeles. So, Larry used the clue and walked all the way to Los Angeles. During the trek to Los Angeles, he had to scurry across streets while the..
