so i find, any way you can find to get ahead in life. you take advantage. Because, even though they are only little things, you have the chance to come out on top
BREAKFAST BONUS:
So I go to the casino every so often because they have this wicked breakfast buffet. the best breakfast I've ever been to. The breakfast usually runs from 8am-11am, and then they switch over to lunch foods at 11am. HOWEVER, the price jumps when it switches over for lunch. Breakfast being only $12, but lunch being $20. Therefore, like any genius, intelligent person would do, I want to try to milk "the best of both worlds". So what I do, is go at about 10:15am so that I get to enjoy the delicious breakfast foods, and also get the BONUS of enjoying the lunch foods when they switch over at 11am as well. Works like a charm
Anyways, I'm going tomorrow morning. See ya tomorrow cashino, be good to me :)
#cheatingthesystem #ifyourenotcheatingyourenottrying
Now, before I get into this, I've never actualllly done this! But I have drawn up the plan and think it would be successfully pulled off in case I ever wanted to stoop to this level! But here it goes:
Pizza deliveries. Normally some guy drives around in his car with a bulk amount of pizzas to deliver to a bunch of customers at once. Just so they don't have to waste time and make individual trips back and forth!
So, what if, I order a pizza and have it delivered to the house across the street, in which the neighbours aren't home. The pizza delivery guy gets to the house, goes up to the door, and waits patiently for the neighbours to answer. MEANWHILE, I sneak outside to the pizza delivery guy's car, and steal all the HOT, FRESH pizzas in the back seat! :O I sneak away with all the pizzas and eat like a king as always!! :)
Thoughts?????
To re-iterate! I've never actually done it! Take it as a joke and smile :) life is all about smiling
#cheatingthesystem
#ifyourenotcheatingyourenottrying
So I go to University, and unfortunately had to go to school during the spring/summer months of 2014 as part of my program. And like all Universities, Colleges, etc. had to pay for a parking pass for the few months while I was attending school.
However, like all things in life, I just try to find ways to cheat the system. Initially, what the school does, is they punch holes in the start date and the end date of the parking permit. So for example, punching the May and June holes from the 5th to the 5th. So using my creative mind, and crafty art skills, all I did was punch a hole in the August month, and used that circle and taped it behind the June month. NOW, my pass is permitted from May 5th - August 5th!! :)
Getting 3 months of free parking while only paying for 1 month :))
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The way I see it, life is already tough as it is. Any chance you get to cheat the system and get the advantage for once, YOU TAKE IT! Because otherwise you'll just get shafted everytime.
Anyways, so the other night I went out with my family for dinner. And my parents had gotten a free dessert with their meals. I, with no dessert felt kinda left out. And then it clicked!!! Restaurants serve you a free complimentary dessert on your birthday! :) so you know what I did? Told them it was my birthday and smiled in the spotlight as the employees sang happy birthday to me! And best of all, I munched down my free dessert.
All in all, it wasn't really my birthday. But I got to milk a free dessert with my meal. Talk about cheating the system!
#cheatingthesystem
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So I got my dad this variety box of chocolate bars a couple months ago for his birthday. When we divided them all out for sharing, he said we were short one chocolate bar! Not sure how true his statement was because he might've easily ate one before at another time
But I thought of the idea of calling NESTLE and complaining how we got gypped on chocolate bars! So today, I did just that. Called NESTLE, complained, and now they're sending me a whole new box of 14 chocolate bars. Whether there were actually the full 14 chocolate bars or not, now I get 14 more on top of it to share with my family
The way I look at it, if you're not cheating, you're not trying!!
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#morechocolateforme
#thankyounestle
