0 splozojames50, May 6, 2017
4. Survivor Hag Island
This is only @ number 4 bc i haven't finished it so it might go to number 3 but thats prolly it. it is an entertaining read and imo probably the best survivor fan fiction in existence. it is so ridiculous but just imagining it in your head as you read it is hilarious
link: http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/110952/Survivor-Hag-Island-Anniversary-Edition-Outdag-Outsag?page=1#.WQ54QOUrJhE
3. Jeff Probt's Survivorsucks Rant
Back during Redemption Island when fans (particularly sucks fans) HATED Redemption Island for various valid reasons and would voice them very openly to jeff on social media, Jeff decided to #ClapBack on sucks. He made his first and last post in the thread below where he basically didn't answer ANY of the critisizm and just ranted about how sucks was toxic (it wasn't yet at the time like it is now... or at least it was a different brand of toxic). It pretty much confirmed what everyone already thought of Probst and it just became a huge laughing stock on sucks and confirmed how much of a joke he was during that era and how his influence as a producer was hurting the show at the time.
link: http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/7281701/An-Open-Letter-to-Jeff-Probst-SEG-CBS-Jeff-Responds-p-3-#.WQ54meUrJhE
2. Jerri vs Jerri Manthey vs PATRICIA STASIO BADGE NUMBER JS237548, EMPLOYEE NUMBER 015973
From the thread: "This was posted on Jerri's facebook today, and details a tragic chain of events that have changed the Cougar forever." Pretty much Jerri was kicked off a United Flight for very dumb reasons and the way she explained her perfectly rational behavior and train of thought opposed to this jealous bitch named "Patricia Stasio" who used her power to get her kicked off the flight for apparently 0 reason just makes for a super dramatic and hilarious story.
1. The Fall of Russel Part 2
This is THE piece of reading that really opened my eyes to how Survivor really works. The whole funny115 as a whole (not part 3 its kinda shitty) is gold but this post in particular is soooo righteous. If you read it from start to finish reading another "russell should have won hvv!" (or "parvati should have won hvv") comment will make you question that person's intelligence.
The way he outlines what an absolute trash horrible game russell played in BOTH a strategic and social sense in a hilarious way utilizing screenshots is laugh out loud funny. plus the PS about jury losers having NO excuse about how they were "robbed" wheres you could argue non-jury losers were in fact robbed is by far my favorite piece of survivor theory that i swear by now.
link: http://funny115.com/v2/2a.htm
steel itsaustin
0 rellizuraddixion, May 7, 2016
On here when I get evicted from games just cuz I "stole" a design from shops
Bitch I have 3x as much Karma as u
But played half as many games
#ClapBack
bc then it would be fucking adorable. pluck those bushy ass brows and tame that hornets nest you call hair and THEN tell me I'm ugly hen. #clapback
dak236
Sep 21, 2015 by dudetb3
dak236 you look like an ass unwiped. you dont have the right to lecture others on looks.
