*sits at table 1*

Mesa uno por favor

table one

why are we calling them tables

im gonna team with myself, good luck hehe!

jk team 2 LAWL!

Uno

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=golden%20showers

https://i.imgur.com/e1v7ndy.png
*pulls back shower curtain for the reveal*
https://i.imgur.com/m5keJB7.png

Piss. On. Me. 🌧

https://imgur.com/a/Revcqwc

New Mother Rehab has been struggling to stop producing breast milk so she did a little turn and made it fashionable

https://ibb.co/25bHRmx

Channeling Janice Dickinson and her digestive problems on the 2009 U.S version of “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here”

https://imgur.com/a/oyX4dCB blood gown

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the most popular bodily fluid - PUS!

Team Dos - Digestive System!

3 Leg Sin Clair:  The digestive system is what we use to turn food into fuel, and then into feces!  Let's take a fun journey through the digestive tract of our guest star Kirstie Alley and see the process in action!

*3 Leg shrinks into an ant sized version of herself and hides in a big hoagie*

*Kirstie Alley stomps into frame*

Kirstie:  a hoagie?!  *runs over and swallows it whole*

*camera pans to 3 Leg in Kirstie's mouth*

3 Leg:  We start off in the mouth, where food is chewed up to be more easily digested.  The action of chewing immediately begins the process of digestion in your stomach, even before the food actually gets there!  Let's take a detour down the esophagus and check out Kirstie's bloated haggis of a tummy...

*3 Leg floats on hoagie mush down her throat and meets Slim Thik, who is tirelessly shoveling food out of Kirstie's stomach acid and down her colon chute*

3 Leg:  Hello, Slim!  Care to tell the audience what you're doing?

Slim Thik:  im digesting this fat bitch's food.  i have to let it sit in her bile so it can metabolize and absorb the nutrients, then i take what's left and throw it out.  this is not an easy job if you're working inside a fat ass bitch!

3 Leg:  I'm sure you're right.  Your stomach needs time to rest, kids, or you won't be able to take full advantage of all the energy you create in your body.  Let's leave Miss Lee to her duties and slide down into the colon!

*3 Leg jumps into the intestines and slides down it like a slide*

3 Leg:  Waste from your digested food becomes stool, and it takes the scenic route in order to exit your body.  After all, your intestines are the longest organs in your body, stretching up to 20 feet!  If you ever happen to be gutting some poor sod, make sure to try and pull out their intestine and see for yourself!

*3 Leg arrives at a gate, where Miss Idaho is sitting at a lever*

3 Leg:  Greetings, Miss Idaho!

Miss Idaho:  Hello, there 3 Leg.  Welcome to the anus!

3 Leg:  The anus is the exit door of the digestive system.  This is the customs of your body; nothing leaves without your permission!  The anus is controlled by a powerful muscle called the sphincter, which you can relax to release fecal matter from your body.

Miss Idaho:  3 Leg, move!

*3 Leg is pummeled by a ball of dung and Miss Idaho presses the lever to let it out*

Miss Idaho:  Well... I guess that concludes this lesson on the digestive system.  I hope she's okay...

amara peligrine: avant shit garde
https://prnt.sc/tp17i2

Amara: helleao my name is amara peligrine.

Analiese: I'm Analiese Van Der Slut!

Medusa: hay yawl i'm MEDUSA

Rehab: and i'm ya gurl REHAB

all: And welcome to the urinary system!

Analiese: ouchy ouchy oo oo!!!!

Rehab: what's wrong, analiese?

Analiese: my pee pee burn :(

Medusa: go take a piss in this cup and report back to me.

*medusa throws the cup at analiese*

Amara: gross LMAO

*analiese is heard screaming and cwying in pain and then she comes back with her piss in a CUP*

*medusa inspects the cup*

Medusa: idk what's going on.

Amara: gurl are you dumb?

*camera zooms in on her piss crystals*



Amara: It's Hurricane Katrina in her piss. She has a UTI. UTIs happen when you dont drink enough fluids, hold in piss for awhile, or sometimes weird shit. Analiese as your friend I'm gonna tell you to lay off the Popeye's and drink some Cranberry Juice.

*camera goes to a new scene. This time, Rehab is in pain. she squats behind a bush*



Rehab: I just felt like I had a BABY!

Amara: gurl wtf is goin AWN...

*medusa comes over, helped by analiese and collapses to the ground*


Rehab: what happened???

Medusa: BITCH YOU BOMBED THE BOSTON MARATHON TF? YOUR KIDNEY STONES BLEW UP A SMALL CHILD IM LUCKY I GOT AWAY

Amara: yikes gurl... you wouldn't last a day at the tayvie drag race shooter school...

Amara: anyways that's all the time we have!

Analiese: Remember, drink lots of fluids!

Rehab: Don't blow up the Boston Marathon!

Medusa, doubled over in pain: IT HURTS :(

Amara: can we get one of the circulatory bitches to help her out we're just the piss girls

*everyone smiles and laughs towards camera as medusa bleeds out*